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  • You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?

    All of them are married!

    Cow

  • Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?

    A: Home to see their mama!

    Elephant

  • Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...

    Memory

  • One of my earliest memories is seeing my mother's face through the oven window as we played hide and seek, and she said: "You're getting warmer!"

    Meme

  • So you see all these Baby Yoda memes when you go online, But you have never really seen the show with him.

    He is just SOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Tendency

  • I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.

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  • Cheer

  • "I see, I see." "Oh, do you see?" "I see 1st place looking at me." "Hi, don’t be shy, just say hi." She was shy, she didn’t say hi. Softball cheers.

    Friend

  • I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"

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  • Game

  • You are playing as Ukraine in Military Tycoon, and then someone kills you. You see who killed you in nuke revenge, and it says "Putinmoserfucer2342."

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