Magician..." I am the greatest magician in the whole world... look now you see the rabbit in the hat and now it is gone!...Redneck girl..."That`s nothing my dad is the greatest magician! He disappears for a whole year and reappears at Christmas for a couple hours!"...
Your so fat, you drank an invisibility potion and everyone could still see you!
I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming
troll your friend by saying i and saying cup and then tell them that that means i see you pee LOL there is also lettuce cup witch means let us see you pee
Your hair line so far back i couldn't see u even when will Smith slapped it
God: i feel like i'm forgetting something....... oh no Earth *sees it on fire* oh it's fine People of Earth: *running and screaming* Santen: *to God* realy
One day a man visited an orphanage Then he sees a kid crying the man asked "where are your parents" and the kid cries even harder
Maybe you should go on eBAY to see if they have a life for sale
an emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry and he says to his clothes"i wish i were you"
Your Hairline is so far away that Jesus could've see when he was on the cross
I tell my therapist I’m scared of the 3rd 9th and 15th letter of the alphabet doctor: oh I see me:ahhhh!!!!!
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
Like this
it will give yoy good luck see for your self
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, i'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have. 10 minutes later kills himself.
I took a plain to go see my hairline.
why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
to see his closest relatives
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former soviet union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off? He's all right now
Seeing so many balding College students is so sad.... Like why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you ?!?!
what do you call it when you see nothing but pants? brief psychotic disorder!
