A... B... Sea?
Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you? A: Act like a nut! 😂
Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes? A: Because they'd crack each other up.
Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, son, I don't think they would fit me.
I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
The Arabian Sea is in which state?
Liquid.
What did the fish say when seeing his best mate?
"I sea him!"
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
Because the pond was too shallow.
Why was the sand wet? Because the sea weed!
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was 'sleeping with the fishes.' At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac.
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd-shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders.
As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"
What are fish not allowed to have?
Seaweed.
What did the sea do when it saw the beach?
It waved!
Octopus.
What is the biggest butt in the world?
The bottom of the ocean.
Icebergie is a randy.
When you're going to Titanic: It's the best ship in the world.
When you know it's sinking: It's the poor ship!
I WAVED to you before but you never SEA me because your so WASHED up😂🤣😍😍😍🥰🥰
Why is the sea salty because it is always blue🩱(●'◡'●)
Wee snaw.
A stupid dolphin makes an annoying noise.
The dolphin did it on porpoise.
