How do oysters call their friends?
On shell phones!
Why did the shark spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!
Which fish is the most famous?
The star fish!
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite!
What's the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
What would you find on a haunted beach?
A sand-witch!
"Hey guys, I'm a new jokester, remember my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.S. They will be much better than this one!"
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Why does this Stingray's wife can't stop babbling? Cause, she can't watch her mouth.
What fish sings A tune-a
You thought his puns were bad wait to you sea mine!
What did the sea say to the sea? Nothing, it just waved
why are we here
I've always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can't Sea!
Why did the octopus cross the road?
To get to the other TIDE!!! 🤣🐙🐙
What happens when water loses its bottom jaw? It had a hurt o-chin(Ocean)!
[god creating a jellyfish] God: how about an evil bag
i tried a pun about water but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
Why is the sea salty?
Because the land never waves back.
How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A buccaneer!
