Sea jokes
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
What happened to watersharky?
WAAAAAAAAAATERSHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKY!
What do you call an underwater maid?
A mermaid! 😂😂😂😂
What do you call gulls in the sea? Seagulls!
Hey Jorden Calerendiá, your last name sounds like a sea food shop that I get my fish from.
Your roasting is trash just like you. Boy, stop roasting on Addison and Gwen and others; you're probably 5 years old trying to dislike that. That roasting is like from 1920, get a life.
Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!
The pirate looked down the toilet, and what did he see?
The captain's log.
Why doesn't the pirate go to the strip club?
Because he has ALL of the booty!
Why did the octopus 🐙 beat the shark in a fight?
Because he was well armed!
What happened to the woman who slipped in a seafood restaurant?
Um...I don't know what?
She slipped on a mussel!
What does a shark smoke? Sea-weed.
How do whales breathe underwater? They take a deep meth.
What comes up on small oceans? Microwaves.
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?
They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.
Question: What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Answer: Dam.
What does a cannibal call people in water?
Sea food.
Fishermen are the best at networking.
What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERHEAD?
because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERHEAD!
Yourom?