The Arabian Sea is in which state?
Liquid.
what did the fish say when seeing his best mate?
I SEA him!
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
Because the pond was to shallow
Why was the sand wet? Because the sea weed!
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was 'sleeping with the fishes.' At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac.
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd-shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders.
As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"
What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed
What did the sea do when it saw the beach?
It waved!
octuspus
What is the biggest butt in the world?
The bottom of the ocean
When you going to titanic: Its a the best ship at world When you know its sinking: Its the poor ship!
I WAVED to you before but you never SEA me because your so WASHED up😂🤣😍😍😍🥰🥰
Why is the sea salty because it is always blue🩱(●'◡'●)
wee snaww
Once there were twins, Mark and Michael. Mark was the owner of an old boat. It so happened that Michael's wife died the same day that Mark's boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible." Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, "Heck no. In fact, I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle!" The old lady fainted.
What do fish take to stay healthy?
Vitamin Sea.
what did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye matey
Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world
