Fishermen are the best at networking.
What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERHEAD?
because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERHEAD!
Yourom?
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus.
What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus.
What does the ocean do to its friends?
It waves.
(*Sorry I wasn't making any jokes for a while, I was getting sick of this thing.*)
What did the swordfish say to the marlin? You're looking sharp.
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is the weirdest thing to say?
Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops!
Weirdest thing to say: "Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?" "The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien." (weird).
Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt (really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!
It's tricky when you're both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship, but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
Well, we started off by ripping up ALL of the decking.
Abandon ship!
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.
What did momma seal name her twin girls?
Luceal and Sealia.
Why should old women never eat seafood?
'Cause then she'll start acting crabby.
Little Johnny's father says if them boys say another bad word, I'm going to whoop them, and Little Johnny's brother says, "I'd like some fucking food," and he whooped him, and Little Johnny says, "He would. I'd like some food. At least I didn't—I'd like some fucking food. Bye."
What do you get when a dinosaur farts?
A blast from the past!
Why was the sea sad? Because it was blue.
Why does it take so long for the pirates to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years on C! Pirate: A, B, sea?
