Sea jokes
Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!
The pirate looked down the toilet, and what did he see?
The captain's log.
Why doesn't the pirate go to the strip club?
Because he has ALL of the booty!
Why did the octopus 🐙 beat the shark in a fight?
Because he was well armed!
What happened to the woman who slipped in a seafood restaurant?
Um...I don't know what?
She slipped on a mussel!
What does a shark smoke? Sea-weed.
How do whales breathe underwater? They take a deep meth.
What comes up on small oceans? Microwaves.
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?
They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.
Question: What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Answer: Dam.
What does a cannibal call people in water?
Sea food.
Fishermen are the best at networking.
What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERHEAD?
because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERHEAD!
Yourom?
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus.
What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus.
What does the ocean do to its friends?
It waves.
(*Sorry I wasn't making any jokes for a while, I was getting sick of this thing.*)
What did the swordfish say to the marlin? You're looking sharp.
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is the weirdest thing to say?
Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops!
Weirdest thing to say: "Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?" "The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien." (weird).
Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt (really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!