Sea jokes
Wash It Away - By Bradley Lewis(watersharky) and Ben Lewis and Watersharky Music Productions - Why does it always feel like I'm the one that's had a bad day?
Whether I'm stuck in traffic or showing up to work late,
Oh this 9 to 5 feels like 9 to forever been working all week
For a jerk that thinks they can say whatever they want to me
I'll just bite my tongue for a couple more days
Soon I'll be in that island sun surfing those waves
I need the beach I love the ocean
Put my feet in the sand
Watch the earth in motion
Ya had a bad week ya had a bad day
Take it to the shoreside and wash it away
Oh yeah
You gotta wash it away
Finally I'm here and I can't even stop myself from smiling
Somebody hand me a beer and I'll check the girls on the island
Don't miss my 9 to 5
Living like a local on this island time
I got those sandy toes and nobody knows jump in the ocean and just go with the flow
I'll miss my sandy toes
I've got to go back before you know this island is my home
I need the beach I love the ocean
Put my feet in the sand
Watch the earth in motion
Ya had a bad week ya had a bad day
Take it to the shoreside and wash it away
Oh yeah
You gotta wash it away
Wash it away
I need the beach I love the ocean
Put my feet in the sand
Watch the earth in motion
Ya had a bad week ya had a bad day
Take it to the shoreside and wash it away
Oh yeah
You gotta
Wash it away
Wash it away
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
What happened to watersharky?
WAAAAAAAAAATERSHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKY!
What do you call an underwater maid?
A mermaid! 😂😂😂😂
What do you call gulls in the sea? Seagulls!
Hey Jorden Calerendiá, your last name sounds like a sea food shop that I get my fish from.
Your roasting is trash just like you. Boy, stop roasting on Addison and Gwen and others; you're probably 5 years old trying to dislike that. That roasting is like from 1920, get a life.
Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!
The pirate looked down the toilet, and what did he see?
The captain's log.
Why doesn't the pirate go to the strip club?
Because he has ALL of the booty!
Why did the octopus 🐙 beat the shark in a fight?
Because he was well armed!
What happened to the woman who slipped in a seafood restaurant?
Um...I don't know what?
She slipped on a mussel!
What does a shark smoke? Sea-weed.
How do whales breathe underwater? They take a deep meth.
What comes up on small oceans? Microwaves.
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?
They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.
Question: What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Answer: Dam.
What does a cannibal call people in water?
Sea food.
Fishermen are the best at networking.
What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.