Science jokes
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Yeah.
(Not Original Joke)
All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.
I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
I once asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite... He said, "NaBrO."
Do you know why an atom is positive? He kept his electrons.
Memes
gay people
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
What did chemical 1 say to chemical 2?
"I think you're overreacting."
If you're reading this, you are Nickel and Gallium......
Ni- ........*something else in between the two halves*................Ga
YOU FUCKING MONKEYS!
What’s the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can’t hear an enzyme.
Talking about planets with my nephew.
He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.
You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?
You were hit by a shockwave!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
Why couldn't the NASA astronaut enter his rocket to leave Earth?
There wasn't enough space to fly it.
Man, Uranus is so big!
It’s so sad because Stephen Hawking can’t even stand up for himself after all these mean jokes.
Poor Uranus, he is so gassy.
ElectroBOOM is a SHOCKING YouTuber! (I can't believe he is still alive!)
Did you hear the story about the eel? It was shocking! 😂😂😂😂😂
What was Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? Don't worry, he hasn't neither.