Science jokes

I once asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite... He said, "NaBrO."

An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"

Hi 👋! I love 💕 you! Ooooooo!

What was the first man made out of? Adams! (Atoms)

What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?

The Gulf of Mexico lol!

Think like a proton--stay positive!

Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.

She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.

Think like a proton and stay positive!

What did chemical 1 say to chemical 2?

"I think you're overreacting."

I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."

How did Stephen Hawking die?

He rolled away and his charger unplugged.

Stephen Hawking's death was completely accidental.

He pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep".

Do you know why an atom is positive? He kept his electrons.

How did Stephen Hawking die?

Windows didn’t update in time.

How to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a "dehydration vaccine."

The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.

I work on medicine; my job is to smell it to see if it's bad :)

If you're reading this, you are Nickel and Gallium......

Ni- ........*something else in between the two halves*................Ga

YOU FUCKING MONKEYS!

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.

You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?

You were hit by a shockwave!