Science jokes

Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.

Say all the planets: Mars, Saturn, Uranus.

What's NASA's grossest mission?

Probing Uranus.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Yeah.

(Not Original Joke)

All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.

I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.

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What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?

Hot Wheels.

Do you love water?

Then you love 75% of me!

Think like a proton--stay positive!

Think like a proton and stay positive!

How did Stephen Hawking die?

Windows didn’t update in time.

What was the first man made out of? Adams! (Atoms)

What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?

The Gulf of Mexico lol!

Do you know why an atom is positive? He kept his electrons.

An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"

I once asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite... He said, "NaBrO."

I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."

What did chemical 1 say to chemical 2?

"I think you're overreacting."

If you're reading this, you are Nickel and Gallium......

Ni- ........*something else in between the two halves*................Ga

YOU FUCKING MONKEYS!

I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.