Do you know why an atom is positive? He kept his electrons.
Science Jokes
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
What did chemical 1 say to chemical 2?
"I think you're overreacting."
If you're reading this, you are Nickel and Gallium......
Ni- ........*something else in between the two halves*................Ga
YOU FUCKING MONKEYS!
What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.
Talking about planets with my nephew.
He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.
You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?
You were hit by a shockwave!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
Why couldn't the NASA astronaut enter his rocket to leave Earth?
There wasn't enough space to fly it.
Man, Uranus is so big!
Itβs so sad because Stephen Hawking canβt even stand up for himself after all these mean jokes.
Poor Uranus, he is so gassy.
ElectroBOOM is a SHOCKING YouTuber! (I can't believe he is still alive!)
Did you hear the story about the eel? It was shocking! πππππ
What was Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? Don't worry, he hasn't neither.
I was gonna tell you a sodium joke, but Na, only I thought it was so dium funny.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!
So, a neutron went to a bar. He asked the bartender how much for a beer. The bartender said, "For you, no charge."
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
