Science jokes

Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Yeah.

(Not Original Joke)

All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.

I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.

What did chemical 1 say to chemical 2?

"I think you're overreacting."

I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."

If you're reading this, you are Nickel and Gallium......

Ni- ........*something else in between the two halves*................Ga

YOU FUCKING MONKEYS!

Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.

How to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a "dehydration vaccine."

The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.

I work on medicine; my job is to smell it to see if it's bad :)

How did Stephen Hawking die?

Windows didn’t update in time.

Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.

She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.

Hi 👋! I love 💕 you! Ooooooo!

An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"

I once asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite... He said, "NaBrO."

Think like a proton and stay positive!

How did Stephen Hawking die?

He rolled away and his charger unplugged.

Stephen Hawking's death was completely accidental.

He pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep".

Do you love water?

Then you love 75% of me!

Why couldn't the NASA astronaut enter his rocket to leave Earth?

There wasn't enough space to fly it.

Talking about planets with my nephew.

He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.