Science jokes

Do you know why an atom is positive? He kept his electrons.

What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.

Tell me a joke about sodium.

Na.

U die from robot bite.

What's NASA's grossest mission?

Probing Uranus.

Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.

Do you love water?

Then you love 75% of me!

Think like a proton--stay positive!

Think like a proton and stay positive!

What was the first man made out of? Adams! (Atoms)

What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?

The Gulf of Mexico lol!

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?

Hot Wheels.

All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.

I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Yeah.

(Not Original Joke)

An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"

I once asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite... He said, "NaBrO."

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How did Stephen Hawking die?

Windows didn’t update in time.

Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.

She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.

You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?

You were hit by a shockwave!