Science jokes
Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.
Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.
Do you love water?
Then you love 75% of me!
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
NASA stands for... National Adult S3x Association.
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
Say all the planets: Mars, Saturn, Uranus.
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
U die from robot bite.
Tell me a joke about sodium.
Na.
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
What's NASA's grossest mission?
Probing Uranus.
Did you hear the story about the eel? It was shocking! 😂😂😂😂😂
The reason Steven Hawking died is he lost his internet connection.