Science jokes
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
U die from robot bite.
Tell me a joke about sodium.
Na.
What's NASA's grossest mission?
Probing Uranus.
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Yeah.
(Not Original Joke)
Do you love water?
Then you love 75% of me!
What was the first man made out of? Adams! (Atoms)
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
What did chemical 1 say to chemical 2?
"I think you're overreacting."
Stephen Hawking's death was completely accidental.
He pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep".
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
Think like a proton and stay positive!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
Think like a proton--stay positive!
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? Don't worry, he hasn't neither.
I was gonna tell you a sodium joke, but Na, only I thought it was so dium funny.
What was Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.