Science jokes
Long time since I made a joke, huh? I used a Time Machine to make this one.
Women will always be superior to men. After all, they are FEmale (Fe - iron, male - man).
How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?
He won the F1 Wheelchair race.
Haven’t they switched him off and then back on yet?
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
He died because he rolled too far away from the wall outlet and got unplugged.
Friend 1: How can the skeleton tell it was going to rain?
Me: He could feel it in his bones.
Friend 1: No, he read the forecast, you fucking idiot!
Heheh ;3
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.
Stephen Hawking is ALIVE!
Latest news: a new planet has appeared close to Uranus.
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
Oh, look! It's Uranus!
What does NASA stand for? 🍝🧇🍝🧇🍝
A "type person" is addicted to eating sugar.
When the doctor saw this, he said,
"From Type 2 Diabetes!"
Get it?
I make chemistry jokes periodically.
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far away from the wall; the cord unplugged.
Guys, I guess with all these storms there was a power cut in his house.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
He went too far away from the wall, and he got unplugged.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He turned off the Wi-Fi.