Science jokes
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
A "type person" is addicted to eating sugar.
When the doctor saw this, he said,
"From Type 2 Diabetes!"
Get it?
He died because he rolled too far away from the wall outlet and got unplugged.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He turned off the Wi-Fi.
Stephen Hawking is ALIVE!
Memes
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far away from the wall; the cord unplugged.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.
Friend 1: How can the skeleton tell it was going to rain?
Me: He could feel it in his bones.
Friend 1: No, he read the forecast, you fucking idiot!
Heheh ;3
How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?
He won the F1 Wheelchair race.
I make chemistry jokes periodically.
Haven’t they switched him off and then back on yet?
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
He went too far away from the wall, and he got unplugged.
Guys, I guess with all these storms there was a power cut in his house.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
Women will always be superior to men. After all, they are FEmale (Fe - iron, male - man).
Long time since I made a joke, huh? I used a Time Machine to make this one.
I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.
Why is there more water than water, because water is water.
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."