Science jokes
How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?
He won the F1 Wheelchair race.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He turned off the Wi-Fi.
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far away from the wall; the cord unplugged.
He went too far away from the wall, and he got unplugged.
Memes
Women will always be superior to men. After all, they are FEmale (Fe - iron, male - man).
Long time since I made a joke, huh? I used a Time Machine to make this one.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.
Stephen Hawking is ALIVE!
What does NASA stand for? 🍝🧇🍝🧇🍝
Latest news: a new planet has appeared close to Uranus.
Oh, look! It's Uranus!
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
Friend 1: How can the skeleton tell it was going to rain?
Me: He could feel it in his bones.
Friend 1: No, he read the forecast, you fucking idiot!
Heheh ;3
A "type person" is addicted to eating sugar.
When the doctor saw this, he said,
"From Type 2 Diabetes!"
Get it?
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
He died because he rolled too far away from the wall outlet and got unplugged.
I make chemistry jokes periodically.
I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error, error, error.
System shutting down.