Oh, look! It's Uranus!
Science Jokes
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
A "type person" is addicted to eating sugar.
When the doctor saw this, he said,
"From Type 2 Diabetes!"
Get it?
Long time since I made a joke, huh? I used a Time Machine to make this one.
Stephen Hawking is ALIVE!
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
He died because he rolled too far away from the wall outlet and got unplugged.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.
How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?
He won the F1 Wheelchair race.
He went too far away from the wall, and he got unplugged.
Guys, I guess with all these storms there was a power cut in his house.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He turned off the Wi-Fi.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far away from the wall; the cord unplugged.
Haven’t they switched him off and then back on yet?
Friend 1: How can the skeleton tell it was going to rain?
Me: He could feel it in his bones.
Friend 1: No, he read the forecast, you fucking idiot!
Heheh ;3
I make chemistry jokes periodically.
I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.
If the sun is in space, then why is there light on Earth, but not in space?
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.
