Science jokes
Women will always be superior to men. After all, they are FEmale (Fe - iron, male - man).
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.
I make chemistry jokes periodically.
What does NASA stand for? 🍝🧇🍝🧇🍝
Latest news: a new planet has appeared close to Uranus.
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
Oh, look! It's Uranus!
A "type person" is addicted to eating sugar.
When the doctor saw this, he said,
"From Type 2 Diabetes!"
Get it?
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far away from the wall; the cord unplugged.
He went too far away from the wall, and he got unplugged.
Guys, I guess with all these storms there was a power cut in his house.
Haven’t they switched him off and then back on yet?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He turned off the Wi-Fi.
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
Friend 1: How can the skeleton tell it was going to rain?
Me: He could feel it in his bones.
Friend 1: No, he read the forecast, you fucking idiot!
Heheh ;3
He died because he rolled too far away from the wall outlet and got unplugged.
How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?
He won the F1 Wheelchair race.
Stephen Hawking is ALIVE!
I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.