When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.
How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?
He won the F1 Wheelchair race.
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far away from the wall; the cord unplugged.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.
Friend 1: How can the skeleton tell it was going to rain?
Me: He could feel it in his bones.
Friend 1: No, he read the forecast, you fucking idiot!
Heheh ;3
A "type person" is addicted to eating sugar.
When the doctor saw this, he said,
"From Type 2 Diabetes!"
Get it?
Latest news: a new planet has appeared close to Uranus.
Oh, look! It's Uranus!
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
Women will always be superior to men. After all, they are FEmale (Fe - iron, male - man).
Long time since I made a joke, huh? I used a Time Machine to make this one.
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
I make chemistry jokes periodically.
What does NASA stand for? 🍝🧇🍝🧇🍝
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He turned off the Wi-Fi.
Stephen Hawking is ALIVE!
I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.
Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
