How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
Science Jokes
How Steven Hawking died: because he moved too much during the day and ran out of juice.
Why is the sun so attractive? Because it is burning hot!
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
Stephen Hawking died because he did a wheelie and unplugged his charger.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because his ethernet cable disconnected.
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
I followed the sun for a day (stood there at noon). I found myself at the same spot.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost his WiFi connection.
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
He lost Wifi connection...
The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding!
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he.
How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
He drove too far away from the wall, and the cord unplugged.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
