I set fiya to the rain! Wait, no, that ain't possible, what... I evaporated the rain!
The earth is flat.
Why didn't Steven Hawkins get into fights?
'Cause he couldn't stand up for himself.
How do skeletons talk to each other? By the telebone.
Is Stephen Hawking a physicist now?
No, because he is dead.
Stephen Hawking walked into a bar. Just kidding :(
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?
Microsoft.
Daughter: Mommy, what ever happened to Steven Hawking?
Mother: He died.
Daughter: How did he die?
Mother: He never got recharged.
Stephen Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this Earth.
What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave.
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well, tech-ically we can’t talk.”
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.
If Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they would be great ALLOYS!
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you cannot helium, you have to curium. If you cannot curium, you have to barium!
