Science jokes
So, a neutron went to a bar. He asked the bartender how much for a beer. The bartender said, "For you, no charge."
Don't trust an atom. They're stupid!
Do you think the ocean is salty because the beach never waves back?
What did one droplet say to the other?
"Water you thinking?"
Q: How heavy is a photon?
A: It's light!
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.
How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?
By the rings around it.
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
How Steven Hawking died: because he moved too much during the day and ran out of juice.
Why is the sun so attractive? Because it is burning hot!
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
Stephen Hawking died because he did a wheelie and unplugged his charger.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because his ethernet cable disconnected.
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
I followed the sun for a day (stood there at noon). I found myself at the same spot.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost his WiFi connection.
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.