Science jokes
The DNA told the tailor he couldn't find his genes.
The DNA told the tailor that he couldn't find his genes.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
What is an astronaut's favorite color? Zoo.
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂
So, a neutron went to a bar. He asked the bartender how much for a beer. The bartender said, "For you, no charge."
Don't trust an atom. They're stupid!
Do you think the ocean is salty because the beach never waves back?
What did one droplet say to the other?
"Water you thinking?"
Q: How heavy is a photon?
A: It's light!
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.
How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?
By the rings around it.
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
How Steven Hawking died: because he moved too much during the day and ran out of juice.
Why is the sun so attractive? Because it is burning hot!
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
Stephen Hawking died because he did a wheelie and unplugged his charger.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because his ethernet cable disconnected.
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.