Science jokes
What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"
What did the atom say to the other atom?
"Did you see the new Tron movie?"
I don't trust atoms. They always make stuff up.
Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
It's funny how Stephen Hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking, but he can't do any of those things.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Meals on wheels.
Who's never the last man standing?
Stephen Hawking.
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
Because of gravity.
Why does the nucleus feel trapped?
Because it’s inside a cell!
Your mama's so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus.
Stephen Hawking is a real stand up guy, out-standing performance.
I tried to catch fog, but I mist.
Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
If a king farts, is it a noble gas?
Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends Argon.
How do u know Stephen Hawking is having a seizure?
He spills coffee on his iPad.
Why couldn't the dinosaur clap? They're dead!
I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.
On the inside of a fire hydrant you'll find H2O. What's on the outside? K9P.