Science jokes
Why did tube date electricity? Because he would light up when she touched him.
Hey, cobalt can't. But tin can ;)
What's Stephen Hawking's wife called? Wendy.
Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book? It's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."
What did one cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite lunch? Eggs and shoulders.
What do you call a planet that poops? Uranus.
What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Atoms are small, But so are you!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?
His shoulder.
What did one negative say to the other negative? Together we can make a positive.
Never trust a Justin, he is made up of atoms that make up everything.
What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"
What did the atom say to the other atom?
"Did you see the new Tron movie?"
I don't trust atoms. They always make stuff up.
Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
It's funny how Stephen Hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking, but he can't do any of those things.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Meals on wheels.
Who's never the last man standing?
Stephen Hawking.
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
Because of gravity.