What is Stephen Hawking's favorite lunch? Eggs and shoulders.
What do you call a planet that poops? Uranus.
What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Atoms are small, But so are you!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?
His shoulder.
What did one negative say to the other negative? Together we can make a positive.
Never trust a Justin, he is made up of atoms that make up everything.
What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"
What did the atom say to the other atom?
"Did you see the new Tron movie?"
I don't trust atoms. They always make stuff up.
Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
It's funny how Stephen Hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking, but he can't do any of those things.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Meals on wheels.
Who's never the last man standing?
Stephen Hawking.
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
Because of gravity.
Why does the nucleus feel trapped?
Because it’s inside a cell!
Your mama's so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus.
Stephen Hawking is a real stand up guy, out-standing performance.
I tried to catch fog, but I mist.
Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.
