Science jokes
According to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground, but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black.
Atoms are untrustworthy little critters. They make everything up!
What is the chemical formula for a banana? BaNa2
Q: What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?
A: HeHe.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? No, he hasn't either.
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
What do you call a mushroom that makes music?
A decomposer.
Stephen Hawking went on a date and came back with a broken leg. I can't believe she stood him up.
I would tell you a science joke, but I know I won't get a reaction.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.
Never trust an atom; they make up everything.
What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)
What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.
What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark!
I tried to think of how lighting works.
Then it struck me!
Did you ever walk into Steve Hawking's house?
"No."
He hasn't too.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh, wait, he doesn’t walk.
"BU" is the element of a surprise. Boo!
Have you ever stepped into Steven Hawking's House?
Neither has he.