What do you call a mushroom that makes music?
A decomposer.
Stephen Hawking went on a date and came back with a broken leg. I can't believe she stood him up.
I would tell you a science joke, but I know I won't get a reaction.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.
Never trust an atom; they make up everything.
What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)
What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.
What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark!
I tried to think of how lighting works.
Then it struck me!
Did you ever walk into Steve Hawking's house?
"No."
He hasn't too.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh, wait, he doesn’t walk.
"BU" is the element of a surprise. Boo!
Have you ever stepped into Steven Hawking's House?
Neither has he.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
Why did tube date electricity? Because he would light up when she touched him.
Hey, cobalt can't. But tin can ;)
What's Stephen Hawking's wife called? Wendy.
Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book? It's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."
What did one cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis!
