School jokes

The extra detention didn't do much, but the extra chromosome definitely did.

When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.

Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!

I pushed my best friend's chair in class. Now I kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.

I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.

When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.

When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.

Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.

What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D

I found a key that works for every door at my school.

The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.

Columbine High basketball team will never be good again after they lost their two best shooters.

My classmate, Hailey Legacy.

The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.

Do you know what the hardest part of school is?

You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.

One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”

I was sitting in class, and the teacher said he wasn't disappointed in me and my best friend, but not so much in me.

I looked at my best friend and said, "I'm a disappointment to the teacher, too."

What’s an orphan's high school nickname?

Lone stone.

Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.

Why can't orphans fail a test?

Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.