School jokes
Man: Aw man, I'm having a bad day.
Man's friend: Same.
Man: So why did you have a bad day? My brother got hit by the school bus.
Man's friend: I got fired as a bus driver.
Man: Oh great heavens!
Columbine High basketball team will never be good again after they lost their two best shooters.
I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.
I just cut everyone.
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?
After I see an anime boy acting cool,
Me at school acting cool:
My brothers: "He's just acting cool."
Me: I'm gonna kill u 0.0
Why are clips 30 rounds? Because that's the average class size.
One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”
Do you know what the hardest part of school is?
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would hang himself to death.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because he had no body to go with.
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
What’s an orphan's high school nickname?
Lone stone.
I was sitting in class, and the teacher said he wasn't disappointed in me and my best friend, but not so much in me.
I looked at my best friend and said, "I'm a disappointment to the teacher, too."
You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.
I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.