School jokes
Teacher: What’s 2+2?
Jimmy: 2+2=feEesh
Teacher: Well, Jimmy I can see you're going places, not college, but places.
Why do elves go to school?
To learn the elf-abet.
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.
I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.
I just cut everyone.
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?
After I see an anime boy acting cool,
Me at school acting cool:
My brothers: "He's just acting cool."
Me: I'm gonna kill u 0.0
New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.
Student: Stands up.
Teacher: Why did you stand up?
Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
I pushed my best friend's chair in class. Now I kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.
And that's what made him go down in history.
Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet, left with questions and no CLUE.
Why can’t an orphan go on the field trip?
Answer: They don’t have a parent’s signature.
Do you know what the hardest part of school is?
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
Student: It's hot in here.
Teacher: That's because I'm in here.
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
What’s an orphan's high school nickname?
Lone stone.
One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”