School jokes

Student: It's hot in here.

Teacher: That's because I'm in here.

Why is the blind kid popular?

He can't see the middle fingers.

Where do surfers go to school?

Boarding school.

I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.

I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings.

Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.

Why can't orphans fail a test?

Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.

What’s an orphan's high school nickname?

Lone stone.

Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"

Brayden: "Hey!"

*Music roles around*

*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*

Brayden: "O_O"

Hailey: *Hides*

So sad </3 xD

One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."

His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."

Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"

What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.

Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.

I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"

I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3

What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.

An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.

I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!

Bring out your weapons, people.

It's bullying time.

True fact: School shooters aren’t dangerous to you if you're the school shooter.

Teacher told me to turn in my essay, but I ain't no snitch, fool.

The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.

They had to call an archeologist.