School jokes
One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”
I was sitting in class, and the teacher said he wasn't disappointed in me and my best friend, but not so much in me.
I looked at my best friend and said, "I'm a disappointment to the teacher, too."
What’s an orphan's high school nickname?
Lone stone.
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would hang himself to death.
Do you know what the hardest part of school is?
I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings.
Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding school.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
Student: It's hot in here.
Teacher: That's because I'm in here.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.
Student: Stands up.
Teacher: Why did you stand up?
Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.
And that's what made him go down in history.
I pushed my best friend's chair in class. Now I kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.
What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.
When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.
I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.