School jokes
What’s the difference between 69 and High School?
In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole.
(Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1: Did you bring Uranus?
Kid 2: Never leave home without it.
Why can’t an orphan go on the field trip?
Answer: They don’t have a parent’s signature.
What do you do when you finish a magazine in school?
Answer: You shoot it!
Why was eight afraid of seven? Because 7, 8, 9!
Memes
Why do school shooters have the best shots?
They train at the best schools. 🤣🤣🧇🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? It's pointless.
Me explaining to the school nurse that ice can't cure everything.
Nurse: hOW DaRe yOu OpPosE mE mORtAl!
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.
And that's what made him go down in history.
Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet, left with questions and no CLUE.
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"
I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.
I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding school.