School jokes
Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding school.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
Student: It's hot in here.
Teacher: That's because I'm in here.
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
What’s an orphan's high school nickname?
Lone stone.
I was sitting in class, and the teacher said he wasn't disappointed in me and my best friend, but not so much in me.
I looked at my best friend and said, "I'm a disappointment to the teacher, too."
You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.
Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.
What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!
I found a key that works for every door at my school.
When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.
I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.
The extra detention didn't do much, but the extra chromosome definitely did.
What grade is the worst, like if in elementary?
Teacher told me to turn in my essay, but I ain't no snitch, fool.
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
True fact: School shooters aren’t dangerous to you if you're the school shooter.
I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.