School jokes
Q: What kind of paper towel do they use in special education classrooms?
A: Downey.
You're so ugly when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
Quiet Kid: *reaches into bag*
Teacher: EVERYBODY RUN!
I put the D in Children.
What grade does Sherlock hit on girls from?
Elementary, my dear Watson!
That's my one teacher 24/7💀
You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?
Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.
What school did we say it was today? What did the snow say? "I love!"
So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.
The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest.
He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
There was this boy. He had diarrhea, and he kept asking to go to the bathroom, but the teacher said no. Next thing you know, he pooped himself in front of the class.
Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.
What did the calculator say to the student?
You can always count on me.
I never knew what my dad's job was.
One day, at school, I got a scam phone call, later, I got another, and another. I finally had enough and answered the phone, but to make an impact I said "Hello?"
My dad answered...
What are American schools?
Shooting ranges.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent’s signature.
Type this in your calculator:
5 days a week (type in 5),
6 different classes (type in 6),
7 hours a day (type in 7),
x
2 semesters (type in 2),
=
flip the calculator over ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°).
Me: Stops the quiet kid from getting bullied.
Him: Don't come to school tomorrow, trust me.
Me: "/"
Hi, how are you? Busy, busy today and tomorrow. I have to go home from home and walk home. Walk and a bike. Walk, walk, and a bike to school tomorrow night. I have to have lunch with my mom and dad, and I have dinner with you tonight.