School jokes
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? It's pointless.
(Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1: Did you bring Uranus?
Kid 2: Never leave home without it.
Why do school shooters have the best shots?
They train at the best schools. 🤣🤣🧇🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
Are multiple choice questions too easy?
A) Yes.
We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs, and no body. He will be known as "The Head."
Memes
Why was eight afraid of seven? Because 7, 8, 9!
What’s the difference between 69 and High School?
In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole.
You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.
Where do smart hotdogs end up?
On the honor roll!
Imagine you go to school, right? You hit the curve, the bus driver be like, "Ahhh, how do I stop the bus?" Students from the bus jump from the windows. One of the students: "That's a YOU problem."
What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.
My dad went to school saying dad jokes. I was embarrassed and I cried with a-dult cry.
What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?
"Hey BrO!"
Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?
Have a look at her face!
Teacher: Tell me about the history of Tsar Nicholas (blah blah blah).
Student: How should I know, that's his story?
A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question can go home."
A boy throws his bag out the window.
The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"
The boy says, "Me! I’m going home now."
What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.
When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.
She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"
54 students died that day.
Chuck: Do you have holes in your underpants?
Teacher: No, of course not.
Chuck: Then how do you get your feet through?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Oh, never mind, it's pointless.