School jokes
Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?
Have a look at her face!
Teacher: Tell me about the history of Tsar Nicholas (blah blah blah).
Student: How should I know, that's his story?
What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.
What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?
"Hey BrO!"
A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question can go home."
A boy throws his bag out the window.
The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"
The boy says, "Me! I’m going home now."
Memes
Why can’t orphans go on field trips? Because they need parent permission.
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.
When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.
She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"
54 students died that day.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Oh, never mind, it's pointless.
What did the math book say to the guidance counselor?
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.
Chuck: Do you have holes in your underpants?
Teacher: No, of course not.
Chuck: Then how do you get your feet through?
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it's pointless!
Teacher: What’s 2+2?
Jimmy: 2+2=feEesh
Teacher: Well, Jimmy I can see you're going places, not college, but places.
Why do elves go to school?
To learn the elf-abet.
I pushed my best friend's chair in class. Now I kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
(Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1: Did you bring Uranus?
Kid 2: Never leave home without it.
When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.
When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.
What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!