School jokes
That moment when the disabled kid has to take the Pacer test.
Why does the Sun go to school?
What has more brains than the Columbine students? The wall behind them, xD.
What's black and white?
History.
We have a teacher in school. His name is Haybrock, but he is gay, so we call him Gaybrock.
Hollow Knight Meme
Q: Why did the teacher die?
A: Because he hated his life.
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
A school shooter enters a kindergarten classroom. Little Timmy says, “He’s my daddy!”
The teacher, Mr. Mortez, screams. Little Timmy then says, “Mr. Mortez, my daddy says you’re a big fat whale and he wants to roll you all the way to Canada!” *pushes Mr. Mortez* Little Timmy says, “Hail f**king Canada!”
If there's ever a shooting at school, pull out an Uno reverse card.
"I met a girl and she's 28."
"Now I'm the coolest guy in all of 8th grade."
- AJR
Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.
Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.
Teacher: "People with depression never get anywhere in life."
Student 1: "My mom has depression, but she died."
Student 2: "My sister has depression and she's going to therapy."
Student 3: "My dad has depression, and he's doing REALLY well."
One day Nathan came in ten minutes late to Mr. Jones's class. Mr. Jones asked him, "Nathan, what do you have to say for yourself?" Nathan says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill." Then Dave came in a further ten minutes late to Mr. Jones's class. Mr. Jones asked him, "Dave, what do you have to say for yourself?" Dave says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill." Then Mike came in a further ten minutes late to Mr. Jones's class. Mr. Jones asked him, "Mike, what do you have to say for yourself?" Mike says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill." Then five minutes later a new girl walked in to Mr. Jones's lesson. Mr. Jones is at the end of his tether now and says, "Who are you and why are you late?" The new girl says, "Sir, I'm called Cherry Hill."
2019 Senior Prank: Hey fellas, let's black out the school. Haha, we're so sneaky, oh yes!
2020 Senior Prank: Hey guys, I'm a tech whiz, let's spread a rumor on the internet saying a disease called the corona virus exists! Haha, it'd be so funny and good, even the whole world might fall for it!
Everyone in December 2020 looks at tech whiz: "...you son of a b*tch!!!"
Tech whiz: "You guys are the a**holes! I mean you fell for it for a whole year!"
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
Pickup line; Hey mama, you school? Cuz I'd like to shoot some kids up in you.
Roses are red, I like girls from the South, a 425-pound teacher gets suspended after sitting on a kid's head and farting in his mouth.
I never get school shooting jokes.
Maybe they're aimed at a younger audience.
What do you call a happy child swinging with her friends at recess?
Not Sally.