School jokes
New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.
Student: Stands up.
Teacher: Why did you stand up?
Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.
And that's what made him go down in history.
What do you do when you finish a magazine in school?
Answer: You shoot it!
(Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1: Did you bring Uranus?
Kid 2: Never leave home without it.
Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet, left with questions and no CLUE.
Memes
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.
Why can’t an orphan go on the field trip?
Answer: They don’t have a parent’s signature.
Me explaining to the school nurse that ice can't cure everything.
Nurse: hOW DaRe yOu OpPosE mE mORtAl!
Are multiple choice questions too easy?
A) Yes.
We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs, and no body. He will be known as "The Head."
You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.
Where do smart hotdogs end up?
On the honor roll!
Imagine you go to school, right? You hit the curve, the bus driver be like, "Ahhh, how do I stop the bus?" Students from the bus jump from the windows. One of the students: "That's a YOU problem."
What’s the difference between 69 and High School?
In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole.
Why was eight afraid of seven? Because 7, 8, 9!
Why do school shooters have the best shots?
They train at the best schools. 🤣🤣🧇🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.
My dad went to school saying dad jokes. I was embarrassed and I cried with a-dult cry.
I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? It's pointless.