School jokes
I found a key that works for every door at my school.
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!
I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
Parent signature: _________
The extra detention didn't do much, but the extra chromosome definitely did.
When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.
What grade is the worst, like if in elementary?
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.
Why do elves go to school?
To learn the elf-abet.
What’s the difference between 69 and High School?
In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole.
Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet, left with questions and no CLUE.
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"
I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3
Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.