What do you do when you finish a magazine in school?
Answer: You shoot it!
School Jokes
Why can’t an orphan go on the field trip?
Answer: They don’t have a parent’s signature.
What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.
What’s the difference between 69 and High School?
In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole.
New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.
Student: Stands up.
Teacher: Why did you stand up?
Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.
And that's what made him go down in history.
Me explaining to the school nurse that ice can't cure everything.
Nurse: hOW DaRe yOu OpPosE mE mORtAl!
Teacher: Tell me about the history of Tsar Nicholas (blah blah blah).
Student: How should I know, that's his story?
Are multiple choice questions too easy?
A) Yes.
We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs, and no body. He will be known as "The Head."
Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?
Have a look at her face!
What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.
When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.
She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"
54 students died that day.
What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?
"Hey BrO!"
A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question can go home."
A boy throws his bag out the window.
The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"
The boy says, "Me! I’m going home now."
Why do elves go to school?
To learn the elf-abet.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips? Because they need parent permission.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!
The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself. They were making sexual faces as well, oh, and don't forget the moaning they do.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels!"
