School Jokes

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Once there was a kid named Cale. But his classmates didn’t know it was spelled with a C so they asked him if he could be there snack

The teacher says to do your homework. I do. my friends do. one person never does any of his homework.

eventually we had to have fun. He said he didn't do it. WOW what did he do? I like to think he got smacked and nearly commit suicide.

Inmate 1: why u in prison then? Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, watta bout u? Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus Inmate 2:OMG YOU DEMON WERE THEY AUTISTIC? Inmate 1: no they were fortnite kids Inmate 2(who is Muslim): halelouia we have found the messiah

Whats the only punch that can knock out a 21 year old?

A Sandy Hook

a kid walks into the class room on time

me: stops the quiet kid from getting bullied :him: dont come to school tommorow trust me :me "/

why did the cheetah go to school to be a cheetah.

we have a teacher in school his name is haybrock but he is gay so we call him gaybrock

Hogwarts is making a new condom. It's called feetus deletus

why cant a orphans go on a field trip???

They need there parents permission😆😆😆😆😆😆

One day when I driving around our children's school with my wife she saw a speed bump. She told me to slow on it, and when I did we hear a loud, long scream.

Knock knock (who's there) lettuce (lettuce who) lettuce out of school early

I went up to a orphan bully and I said"here look I made a website" the orphan likes it but the kid says"I forgot one feature tho.the home button.

Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?

That depressed kid in class: Dead.

Yo mamas teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses

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Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday? Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day. Teacher: Why is that your least favorite? Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive. Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!