School jokes
Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding school.
Columbine High basketball team will never be good again after they lost their two best shooters.
Man: Aw man, I'm having a bad day.
Man's friend: Same.
Man: So why did you have a bad day? My brother got hit by the school bus.
Man's friend: I got fired as a bus driver.
Man: Oh great heavens!
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because he had no body to go with.
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would hang himself to death.
My classmate, Hailey Legacy.
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"
I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings.
Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"