School jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"
I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3
Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.
Student: It's hot in here.
Teacher: That's because I'm in here.
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding school.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
What did the math book say to the guidance counselor?
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.
And that's what made him go down in history.
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
I pushed my best friend's chair in class. Now I kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.
When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.
When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.
What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.
Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
True fact: School shooters aren’t dangerous to you if you're the school shooter.
I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.
Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD