School jokes

I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.

I found a key that works for every door at my school.

Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!

I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.

I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?

Parent signature: _________

The extra detention didn't do much, but the extra chromosome definitely did.

When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.

What grade is the worst, like if in elementary?

Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:

Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.

Her: Really? What?

Me: Sweet-in-low.

Her: Why?

Me: Because you're artificial.

I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.

Why do elves go to school?

To learn the elf-abet.

What’s the difference between 69 and High School?

In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole.

Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet, left with questions and no CLUE.

What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?

— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.

What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.

What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.

I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"

I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3

Bring out your weapons, people.

It's bullying time.

An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.

I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!