School

School jokes

Bus

Imagine you go to school, right? You hit the curve, the bus driver be like, "Ahhh, how do I stop the bus?" Students from the bus jump from the windows. One of the students: "That's a YOU problem."

Dad

My dad went to school saying dad jokes. I was embarrassed and I cried with a-dult cry.

Grade

You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.

Shooter

Why do school shooters have the best shots?

They train at the best schools. 🤣🤣🧇🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

Memes

Orphan

Why can’t an orphan go on the field trip?

Answer: They don’t have a parent’s signature.

Nut

What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.

Difference

What’s the difference between 69 and High School?

In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole.

Teacher

New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.

Student: Stands up.

Teacher: Why did you stand up?

Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.

Question

Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.

And that's what made him go down in history.

Ice

Me explaining to the school nurse that ice can't cure everything.

Nurse: hOW DaRe yOu OpPosE mE mORtAl!

History

Teacher: Tell me about the history of Tsar Nicholas (blah blah blah).

Student: How should I know, that's his story?

Head

We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs, and no body. He will be known as "The Head."

Fire

There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.

When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.

She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"

54 students died that day.

Boy

What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?

"Hey BrO!"

Boy

A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question can go home."

A boy throws his bag out the window.

The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"

The boy says, "Me! I’m going home now."