School jokes
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
Student: It's hot in here.
Teacher: That's because I'm in here.
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.
Memes
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.
Student: Stands up.
Teacher: Why did you stand up?
Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.
I pushed my best friend's chair in class. Now I kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.
Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.
When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.
When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.
I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.
What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
The extra detention didn't do much, but the extra chromosome definitely did.
When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.
What grade is the worst, like if in elementary?
I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
Parent signature: _________
I found a key that works for every door at my school.
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!