School jokes
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"
I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.
I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
Memes
Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding school.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
Student: It's hot in here.
Teacher: That's because I'm in here.
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.
Student: Stands up.
Teacher: Why did you stand up?
Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.
I pushed my best friend's chair in class. Now I kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.
Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.
When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.
When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.