School jokes

I was sitting in class, and the teacher said he wasn't disappointed in me and my best friend, but not so much in me.

I looked at my best friend and said, "I'm a disappointment to the teacher, too."

The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.

One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”

You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.

Do you know what the hardest part of school is?

I pushed my best friend's chair in class. Now I kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.

Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet, left with questions and no CLUE.

What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?

A 24 killstreak!

When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.

When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.

Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.

What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D

I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.

When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.

Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:

Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.

Her: Really? What?

Me: Sweet-in-low.

Her: Why?

Me: Because you're artificial.

I found a key that works for every door at my school.

Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!

The extra detention didn't do much, but the extra chromosome definitely did.

What grade is the worst, like if in elementary?

I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.

I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?

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