School jokes
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.
And that's what made him go down in history.
New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.
Student: Stands up.
Teacher: Why did you stand up?
Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.
What’s the difference between 69 and High School?
In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole.
Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet, left with questions and no CLUE.
Why can’t an orphan go on the field trip?
Answer: They don’t have a parent’s signature.
What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.
When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.
When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.
I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"
I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.
Do you know what the hardest part of school is?
One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”