School jokes

I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.

I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.

A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"

What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?

Sandy Hook survivor.

How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?

Give them a Sandy Hook.

What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?

Target practice.

I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. All they wanted was books, but got magazines instead.

Why did the rapper go to school?

To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!

I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.

The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.

Columbine High basketball team will never be good again after they lost their two best shooters.

My classmate, Hailey Legacy.

The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.

Man: Aw man, I'm having a bad day.

Man's friend: Same.

Man: So why did you have a bad day? My brother got hit by the school bus.

Man's friend: I got fired as a bus driver.

Man: Oh great heavens!

One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”

I was sitting in class, and the teacher said he wasn't disappointed in me and my best friend, but not so much in me.

I looked at my best friend and said, "I'm a disappointment to the teacher, too."

You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.

Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.

Why can't orphans fail a test?

Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.

What’s an orphan's high school nickname?

Lone stone.

Do you know what the hardest part of school is?