School jokes

After I see an anime boy acting cool,

Me at school acting cool:

My brothers: "He's just acting cool."

Me: I'm gonna kill u 0.0

I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.

I just cut everyone.

The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.

Columbine High basketball team will never be good again after they lost their two best shooters.

My classmate, Hailey Legacy.

Man: Aw man, I'm having a bad day.

Man's friend: Same.

Man: So why did you have a bad day? My brother got hit by the school bus.

Man's friend: I got fired as a bus driver.

Man: Oh great heavens!

I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.

What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?

Not sure, I just fly the drone.

I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. All they wanted was books, but got magazines instead.

My biology teacher told us "get out nice and sharp colored pencils." Does she mean as sharp as in the blades I use to cut myself?

The teacher made us present a slideshow to introduce ourselves.

Mine is bright and colorful with music. It was so good that a kid started dancing!

Why did the rapper go to school?

To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!

I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.

What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?

Why did the skeleton not go to prom?

Because he had no body to go with.

You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.

What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?

Target practice.

How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?

Give them a Sandy Hook.

I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.

A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"

What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?

Sandy Hook survivor.