School jokes
When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.
When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.
Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.
What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.
When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.
I found a key that works for every door at my school.
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!
The extra detention didn't do much, but the extra chromosome definitely did.
What grade is the worst, like if in elementary?
I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
Parent signature: _________
Student: It's hot in here.
Teacher: That's because I'm in here.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding school.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings.
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
What’s an orphan's high school nickname?
Lone stone.