School jokes

What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.

I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.

Student: It's hot in here.

Teacher: That's because I'm in here.

Bring out your weapons, people.

It's bullying time.

An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.

I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”

I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings.

Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!

Where do surfers go to school?

Boarding school.

Why is the blind kid popular?

He can't see the middle fingers.

The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.

They had to call an archeologist.

Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"

Brayden: "Hey!"

*Music roles around*

*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*

Brayden: "O_O"

Hailey: *Hides*

So sad </3 xD

One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."

His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."

Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"

What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?

A 24 killstreak!

True fact: School shooters aren’t dangerous to you if you're the school shooter.

What grade is the worst, like if in elementary?

I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.

I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?

Parent signature: _________

Teacher told me to turn in my essay, but I ain't no snitch, fool.

Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:

Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.

Her: Really? What?

Me: Sweet-in-low.

Her: Why?

Me: Because you're artificial.