Today I was at PE and I saw a kid in a wheel chair I threw a basketball at him and I yelled rocket league.
there’s no Asian kids in my class but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
I got in trouble at school today because i told the teacher at school with covid to stay postive
Mom asks “Why are you are THIS show??? It’s DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!” The child says “Don’t you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?” Mon whispers “Oh, you DEAD.”
there was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was? she said well son do you see that guy over there across the road, go give him a high-five. Son said but I can't see. mom said that's the point
The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.” “Of course it is.” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”
Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there, trust me you won’t regret it
WHY ARE THERE 30 BULLETS IN ONE CLIP? BECAUSE THATS THE AVERAGE CLASSROOM SIZE
Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.
A kid went and cot a hair cut, the day after he went to school, and a friend says " I like your cut", and he replies "which one?"
god sent to the principles office for giving a blind kid sun glasses and said dont let the sun damage your eyes.
What do you call a group of Sped kids with Ak-47's?
Special forces
I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's
why was the kids report card all wet?
Because it was below "sea" level
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the libraryin told him to be quit? Pulled out a silencer.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein? A high school pill party.
what did the science textbook say to the math textbook you've got a lot of problems
if you have a teacher who is a Karen comment what the worst thing that they did to u or ur entire class I know this ain’t a joke but why not
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully, he couldn’t stand up for himself
