What did the Bull say to his son when he was going of to school? BISON!!!!
People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
Alright kids! Find a good places to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.
What’s the difference between drugs and kids?
I don’t do drugs
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?
The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says hes gay- he can't be tho.. he's allergic to nuts!
I was crying at school and telling my friends that my grandpa died. Then I told them I still remember his last words, they wanted to hear them. They are: you still holding the ladder
What song do you think was playing at the school pumped up kicks
One day at school I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.
The next day at school I made fun of an orphan.
she wears short skirts i wear t-shirts and we're both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently
when your sitting in class and the quiet kid yells lovely day isnt it ... and u see a Glock shape in his pocket
All school meetings introductions:
Grade School; “Welcome Girls and Boys!”
Middle School; “Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome!”
High School; “Fingerers and fingerees,”
Guess who I saw at school today?
Everyone I looked at. loooooooool
Why didn't the bear go to college? -- Because bears don't go to college.
Why did the teacher get arrested. He gave the orphan homework!
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders? He hit them all when he started shooting his shot
Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended
I’m in catholic school
There was a solar eclypse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.
A blonde, a brunette, and redhead are all in the 9th Grade. Which one is the sexiest? The blonde, because she’s the only one who’s 18.
I asked my Dad the other day.."At what age is it ok to have sex with girls?"He replied "When they leave school son, they are legal" Apparently 3.15pm is not what he meant.
