Yo sis come here sis: what. Me: oh sorry you doing school sis: yup me can i go sis:no way you're going to hug me me: i love you
Why did the M&M go to school? It wanted to be a Smartie.
What happened when the teacher tied all the students shoe lases together?
They took a class trip.
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Teacher: What month is it? Quiet kid: AUG-ust Classroom: visible concern
There was a guy called manners on called poo and called shut up One day manners was on his way to pick up poo from school A police officer stopped shut up and said police: what’s you name Shut up: shut up Police:weres your manners?! Shut up: picking up poo
Me:whats yellow and cant swim?
My sister: What??
Me:a school bus filled with kids
Where do pedophiles go hunting .... Elementary schools
Am I the only one who's on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop and can't use my phone in class? cows go moo
If your going shopping at school what color would Iike to smell : True or False
Q: How did the explorers get to school? A: They rode the Colum-bus!
My sister's name was Philma. We were unfortunate enough to have the last name coochie. Let's just say no more virgins were at that school.
Why did the downs kid get expelled? He was always tardy
like if u hate going to school
How did the Mexican girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to do his essay.
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said "Don't make me call your parents"
Grandpa said no phone near the table so I said your not allowed near the school
Orphans can be let away with anything really bad at school Cause they can't be sent home for it
Did you hear about the school shooting joke? Well, I won't tell you it's aimed at a younger audience.
What is the leader of the school supplies ?
The ruler!
