School jokes
What is a gay school boy's favorite grade?
D+.
Why do Americans always win gold at the shooting Olympics?
Because they practice at the best schools.
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum!
We don't have school shooters; we have special ed breeches.
Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
What happened when the teacher tied all the students' shoe laces together?
They took a class trip.
What did the math book say to the guidance counselor?
Me: *opens a bag of hot Cheetos in class*
All my friends: Hey bro, can I have some?
People I don't know: Please lemme have some. PLEASE, I'll be your best friend!
People I say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)
Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school.
Schools in the hood are kind of the same thing. I always seem to get shot.
Can teachers give homework to orphans?
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Q: What’s a good thing about child molesters?
A: They drive slow through school zones.
Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it has many problems.
Where do smart hotdogs end up?
On the honor roll!
Why are school shooting jokes so funny?
Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!
If the teacher tells you to stand up if you're not gay and there's that one kid in the wheelchair.
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!