School

School jokes

Gun

    • I went to a gun shop yesterday. Everything was half off. I didn't know that back to school sales have begun.

    Girl

    • A girl in my class started barking, and I yelled out, "Furry!" Everyone started laughing at her, and I felt bad. After school, I asked to drive her home, and one the way there I apologized and then told her to count down from 10 - 1. Before she said one, I yelled, "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" then I jumped out the car.

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    • Teacher

    • I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.

    Lung

    • What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?

    Breathing exercises.

    I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!

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    • School memes

    Portal

    • Me walking in to the office:

    Principal: Tell me what you did?

    Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...

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    • Orphan

    • I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"

    Weapon

    • Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?

    That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.

    Teacher

    • A note for My arts/health teacher:

    oh ms aziz, you've got no rizz, all she do is screams, whether u like it or not, she thinks this makes her hot, she thinks this makes her pop but it just makes me want to crack her head from the top, until she says STOP, and down on the ground she goes plop... and her screaming has finally stopped, and my plan hasn't flopped thus far.... plan B is ram her with my car, fill her shoes with tar, and the prahnas i'll set on her go RAWR... she don't know what she coming for.

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