School jokes

I never knew the kid at school had autism. I always just thought he was walking into cobwebs.

I swear, in America, one school shooter can take good care of hundreds of kids, but hundreds of soldiers can't even win a war. Might as well send all your school shooters over there.

Grew up playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad. Spent time with my online sister playing multiplayer.

Now I play it in school with an awesome small steel blade.

I’m not allowed my phone during school hours and I have to give it in at the start of the day...

What type of camp does a kid with ADHD go to?

Concentration camp.

When the school shooter breaks into your classroom, so you try to say goodbye to your Roblox gf, but then the shooter's phone goes off.

Why should you always give an emo a high five in the hallway? You can’t leave them hanging.

Someone at school asked what makeup I was wearing.

I said, "a smile."

They are now following me around asking if my mental health is okay.

My plan to avoid them is to not go to school.

Going to school is mandatory in this country.

Can you guess my plan?

I hate prom in Alabama. They always say, "Uhh, actually this is our family reunion." We are in Alabama, so they are the same thing.

When the quiet kid has an argument with the school shooter, and you didn't get to pull out the AK.

My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?

Me: Demon Slayer.

My teacher: Why?

The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!

Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.

How does a disabled kid walk to school?

He wishes he had the facilities to.

No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Maths...

....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.

I don't understand why, when I went to the shooting range today, the police came. Like, bro, I always go to elementary schools.

Student: "May I use the restroom, professor?"

Professor: "Oui oui."

Student: "No, professor, doo doo!"

I was in a school shooting a few years ago, 3 people died.

I guess that’s what you get when you’re bad at hide and seek.

Toto is at school and asks if he can go to the bathroom. The teacher says no.

Then, she asks Toto, “Where is the biggest river in the world?”

“Under my bench,” he replies.

What's an orphan's high school nickname? "Lone Stone."

What type of work can orphans do? Homework.