School jokes
Yo momma so dumb, she failed movie day.
Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?
The black one... he's 13!
There were 3 guys in detention called Zip, Willy, and Pee, and they were all being naughty. The teacher came in and said, "Zip down, Willy out, Pee in the corner."
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.
Yesterday on the school bus my friend in front of me said she was 41% Irish and 15% Mexican.
Then my friend sitting next to me said, “Wow, almost half leprechaun!”
Then I said, “Yeah, and 15 percent wall climber!”
Like if you can relate
When the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom, and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like Indiana Jones!
In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, "Only take one. God is watching." Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy makes his own note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
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You smell like you farted FARTED harded HARDED A B Honor Roll. All Fs, you r*tarded. OHHHH!
What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone.
Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
One of my students asks, "Can I have a bookmark?"
A year of school and they still don't know my name is Danny.
Why did the sped kid get expelled?
Because he was tardy.
What do you call a school bus that you cannot drive?
A friend.
I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Where does Santa send his children to study?
The Elf-phabets.
Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school.
Why do midgets need a lot of books at school? So they can reach the top of the desk.
What's the difference between an Al Qaeda Base and a Pakistani School?
"I don't know man, I just fly the drones."