School was fun but it was hard almost like riding a bike that’s on fire and the grounds on fire and everything’s on fire because it’s hell.
Today I had an exam in school. When I was done, I raised my hand and yelled “Pisstiano Penaldo!”
My teacher smiled and took my paper. She knew I was finished.
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an austistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss Cheese?"
why do orphans hate school no field trips parent signature_____________
whats the difference between al qaeda and ms frizzle? One flew a plane into the twin towers one flew a bus into the school
I came home from school One day and told my cat a kid at school said I was an idiot and told me to go kick rocks so I did except I kicked him out him and I called him the idiot for not moving out of the way
My teacher asked everyone how tall their grandparents were, I responded "My grandpa is 5ft 10, and my grandma is -6ft."
Poor kids in American schools they want books, but all they get MAGAZEENS
Why is a gun like a box of chocolates? If you pull one out in class, everyone wants to be your friend.
What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?
A Sandy Hooker
Where is the cheapest gun range? Your local public school
You can understand depression if you are still in school and get bullied by bullies, punished by teachers and scolded by parents for being that quiet kid who says nothing.
I drove by the gun shop the other day and everything was half off for back to school.
What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.
So little Johnny comes home from school knowing damn well he messed up his math test, his mother and father gets home and he tells them " mom I failed my math test" his mother aggressively says "get the belt" Johnny says "why?" His mother says "im gonna spank you for failing" Johnny says "so just like daddy?" His father turns red knowing what they did last night
One day at school, Little Johnny and his friends were asked to do a sheet of paper which said, “Put a matching word from the word bank into the slot in the sentence that makes it make sense.” But when the teacher marked Little Johnny's papers, she asked why he put the word bank in every slot. And he says, “Well teacher, you said to put a word from the word Bank and that's one word! So I had no choice but to put down that word!”
How do fish get to school?
By the octobus.
How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?
Calculator!
Me: I bombed the 2 tests yesterday Friend: What were the tests about? Me: Japan
Commander: "Fire a warning shot" Soldier: "Sir, this is a M32 grenade launcher" Commander: "potato, potato, just fire" Soldier: *fires M32 grenade launcher near a pre-school* Commander: "They're trying to run, TAKE THEM DOWN!"
