School

School jokes

Bison

What did the bull say to his son when he was going to school? "Bison!"

Pledge

I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day."

I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day!"

Student

Teacher: Stand up if you think you are stupid.

After a while, a student stands up.

Teacher: So you think you are stupid?

Student: No, I'm not stupid. I just felt bad because you were standing by yourself.

Magazine

Me: Hey, that's a really heavy bag, do you have a lot of books and magazines in there?

The Quiet Kid: Yeah, magazines.....

Memes

Orphan

Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?

Parent Signature: _______

Number

The worst joke ever.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.

Why was 9 thankful to 6? Because 6 8 7 2.

Bus Driver

(Bus Driver) What did you learn in school today?

(Kid) We learned that you are a sussy baka.

(Bus Driver) Oh yeah? Well, I quit!

(Kid) Quit what?

(Bus Driver) Living.

(Kid) But it was a joke!

(Bus Driver) Doesn't matter. I will die, but you will still be alive.

(Kid) Ok.

(Bus Driver) That was a joke, too!

Steel

What is harder than steel?

Michael Jackson on a primary school oval. 😂

Feminist

What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?

The school bully does not hide behind their computer screen.

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  • Allergy

    There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says he's gay. He can't be though... he's allergic to nuts!

    Plagiarism

    I had to write an essay about Africa, and I failed because I plagiarized the Hunger Games script.

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  • Friend

    I was crying at school and telling my friends that my grandpa died. Then I told them I still remember his last words. They wanted to hear them. They are: "you still holding the ladder?"

    School Shooter

    When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”

    Song

    What song do you think was playing at the school?

    "Pumped Up Kicks"

    Bullying

    One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.

    The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.

    Teacher

    "Why did the band teacher get arrested?"

    "For fingering a minor." Ahaha, so funny!

    Skirt

    She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, and we're both getting sent home from school because it's distracting to boys, apparently.

    Pedophile

    What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters?

    They both shoot when they see kids.