School Jokes

if you shoot at a school of fish?

COULD YOU CALL IT A SCHOOL SHOOTING?????

Why can't people in wheelchairs pass high school? The pacer test.

What is harder than steel.

Michael Jackson on a primary school oval.😂

Where can you find the freshest vegetables? A school for the disabled!

Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*

Her: Why are you starting at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?

Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you 'baby' now~

when the school lets you near children again...

Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity then the SantaFe school shooting?

Cause Royal Weddings dont happen every week.

Principal: You're being bad im gonna need to call your parents! Orphan: *sits there sadly*

So I was doing a project in my class and my teacher asked me to give an example of allusion, which is referencing something else with a word.

So I answered, “Jane 9/11ed her little sisters Jenga kit”

The principles office smells nice

Why did teacher go on death penalty cause she gave a orphan homework. Thats on period #darkhumor

My favorite species is a cheetah because

ima cheet-ah on the test.

A blind teenager who is bad at reading wants to go hunting so he finds a hunting ground called s-ch-ool

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Its fine, he woke up

My favorite thing to do on my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.

the columbine high school basketball team hasnt been the same since they lost there 2 best shooters

It was pornography class, and there was a break.

Two adults were "having a good time" till the teacher says..

Teacher: Hey! SAY ALL THE NUMBERS TO 10,000 NOW!

Adult 1: How about I say my abc's?

Teacher: Go ahead, i guess....

Adult 1: A B C E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Teacher: Wheres the D?

Adult 2: Inside me...

What’s the difference between school and prison. One is painted