School Jokes

1,2 I have a gun 3,4 I am in a school 5,6 Everyone on the ground

What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.

Even if orphans fail their exams im sure their parents wouldnt... oh wait...

How do people grade pedophiles? 1st grade to 8th (I know it's orphan jokes but still)

When you having a normal day at school but then

*all the other kids with the pumped up kicks*

When you get suspended from school For giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday

:popular girl. Sorry iM lAtE. :teacher. Why are u late! :girl. I NeEd My BueAty SleEp :Nerd. Well u might need to hibernate because u ain’t pretty

Teachers: when ever there’s a school shooting hide under the desk Students: hiding under desk Shooter: Well no ones in here

one of my students ask "can i have a book mark?"

A YEAR OF SCHOOL AND THEY STILL DONT KNOW MY NAME IS DANNY

What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise

Breathing exercises

I told this to my English teacher and he said it to the class and no one laughed someone help)

how did the ophan go to school not by his parents

Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooyer Jokes

Why did the 18 year old girl need s ladder to go to school? Because it was High-School

What did the bison say to his son leaving for school? Bye son! Get it? Bye son Bison

How did the shark do on his math test?

Jawesome!

Why did the teacher were sunglasses? Because her students were so bright

What do your teacher and your friend have in common?

They will both die eventually.

Teacher: What is the Capitol of Washinton? Dumb kid: The W???

I had a huge crush on this girl when I was eight, one recess we met together on the playground and she brought me to the corner of the playground, that was my first kiss and from there it got serious. I told my parents a week later and they freaked out, called the police and they aressted my crush. I miss Mrs. Johnson