School jokes

Q: Where do smart hot dogs end up?

A: The honor roll.

Alright kids! Find a good place to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.

What did the bull say to his son when he was going to school? "Bison!"

When you're going 80 km in a school zone and one of the speed bumps screams.

Dad: Ok son, if you fail this test, you're no longer my child, ok?

Son: Ok dad.

AFTER TEST

Dad: Hey son, how'd the test go?

Son: Son?

I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day."

I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day!"

Teacher: Hey Timmy (the quiet kid), what comes after X?

The quiet kid: Splosion.

Teacher: What comes after A?

The quiet kid: AK-47.

Teacher: Faints.

(Bus Driver) What did you learn in school today?

(Kid) We learned that you are a sussy baka.

(Bus Driver) Oh yeah? Well, I quit!

(Kid) Quit what?

(Bus Driver) Living.

(Kid) But it was a joke!

(Bus Driver) Doesn't matter. I will die, but you will still be alive.

(Kid) Ok.

(Bus Driver) That was a joke, too!

What is harder than steel?

Michael Jackson on a primary school oval. 😂

What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?

The school bully does not hide behind their computer screen.

There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says he's gay. He can't be though... he's allergic to nuts!

What do pedophiles and Sandy Hook have in common?

Shooting up schoolchildren.

When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”

I was crying at school and telling my friends that my grandpa died. Then I told them I still remember his last words. They wanted to hear them. They are: "you still holding the ladder?"

What song do you think was playing at the school?

"Pumped Up Kicks"

I had to write an essay about Africa, and I failed because I plagiarized the Hunger Games script.

What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters?

They both shoot when they see kids.

She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, and we're both getting sent home from school because it's distracting to boys, apparently.

One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.

The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.

"Why did the band teacher get arrested?"

"For fingering a minor." Ahaha, so funny!