School jokes

I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.

At school, I love to have fun!

I bet Kobe failed flying school.

What's the difference between a bus full of children and a fish?

The fish can swim.

You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."

I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.

I just cut everyone.

My mom said you failed school. I said, "Don't be surprised, I'm a retard, Mom."

Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first thing I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"

Q: How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?

A: You give them a Sandy Hook.

One of my students asks, "Can I have a bookmark?"

A year of school and they still don't know my name is Danny.

So I was doing a project in my class and my teacher asked me to give an example of allusion, which is referencing something else with a word.

So I answered, “Jane 9/11ed her little sister's Jenga kit!”

The principal's office smells nice.

Why can’t orphans go on school trips?

Parent's signature: _________

Spell Mississippi.

M-I-S-S-I-P-P~

Haha you said pp.

Did anyone ever notice that "STUDYING" is a mixture of studying and dying?

Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."

Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades, and they will stop."

What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.

Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?

That depressed kid in class: Dead.

Why do orphans hate school?

No field trips. Parent signature_____________.

Why did the cheetah go to school?

To be a cheetah.

Me: Mrs., can I read my book?

Teacher: Sure.

Me: *watching my Chromebook*