School jokes
Why is calculus called calc? Because you need a calculator. Lol.
I thought of telling my teachers that I am transgender so I get to wear my AirPods in class.
Your forehead is so big, it's bigger than a school!
Did you hear about the emo kid who auditioned for the school play?
He made the cut.
What does a Hufflepuff wolf say? “I will huffle and puff, and blow your house down!”
That is related to Harry Potter 🧙🏼♂️.
Your Mom tells you to take out the trash, and the next day the Police are asking if you bombed the School.
Dumb kid: What does homework mean?
Teacher: J0K35? (J0K35 is me btw) can you explain to DK what homework means, please?
Me:
"Half Of My Existence Wasted On Random Knowledge"
Grove Christian School is a great school in Richmond, Virginia. I recommend that you go there.
I was once playing the bottle flip challenge on the school table with my friend, and when it was his turn, the bottle fell to his eggplant! 😱😂
Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?
Because they can't get a parent's signature.
Mom! Mom! The class called me an orphan.
Why did everyone dislike Little Johnny at school?
'Cause he pierced everyone's livers with a .357 magnum.
What time do dogs wake up? At school is the time dogs wake up.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they can’t get their parents’ permission.
Teacher: Go through the ABCs in pre-school.
Me: Hey, teacher, omae wa mou shindeiru!
Teacher: NANI!?!?
What is the difference between a human being in the car with the snow and a tree and a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠 was your name on it haha 😂 day a day I was thinking of a good
What is the difference between the human and a human and walk home walk and walk walk home and walk walk home from school?
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
Why do orphans suck at homework?
Because they don’t have a home.
Student: There are 505 rocks in a car. If 8 fall out, how many are left?
Teacher: There will be 497 rocks left.
Student: Ok!!
Student: How do you put an alligator in a closet?
Teacher: You can't, it won't fit.
Student: No!! Just open the door, put the alligator in, then close the door.
Teacher: Ohhh, now I get it.