School jokes

Q: Why did the teacher die?

A: Because he hated his life.

1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.

2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.

3) 10 dead babies.

What is the difference between human rights and the Earth?

The Earth has been to be between two games a year after school, a time and fun game that has.

Hi 👋 magic school 🏫.

What is a cow's favorite class in school?

Moosic.

Bro, imagine shooting a school for autistic people.

I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.

I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.

So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.

Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"

You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."

Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.

How do you stop a school shooter from killing you?

Tell him you don’t believe in dog.

How do bees go to school?

They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.

Teacher: Anyone missing?

Orphan: My parents.

Teacher: Something that is real, kid.

Orphan: My family.

Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!

At school I am always called emo.

Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.

Q: Why did the math book look so sad?

A: Because of all its problems.

I think it was wrong for that school shooter to end his life at the scene.

He could have done some good by becoming some lonely lifer's bottom.

Fortnite battle pass, I just shit out my ass. The school: You did what?

I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.

Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!