School jokes
Why was the American kid late to school?
Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.
Why are most school shooters mostly white?
Because Black lives MATTER.
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?
Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.
Me and my friends were telling puns. My teacher said we should be “pun-ished.”
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
Me: Knock, knock.
Teacher: Who is there?
Me: Boo.
Teacher: Boo who?
Me: Stop being a crybaby and open the door!
Teacher: ......
Me: Aw man, detention again.
Why do orphans love school?
'Cause people actually come back.
Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it has many problems.
School's being safe.
You know shit is going down when anything pumped up kicks related is brought into school.
I fell in love with my teacher.
Which is weird because I am home schooled.
Can teachers give homework to orphans?
Are you a school? Cause I wanna shoot some kids inside of you.
Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.
School sucks, just like you, get roasted nerds.
What games do bats like to play at recess?
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
Gwen I set out some chats for us just got to pr!
Btw I can't chat because I lost my internet stuff, so I am using my school computer. I don't have long, but I will make sure to have some time 4 u.