School jokes
I bet Kobe failed flying school.
Me: What are we doing in HPE?
Friend: Fitness.
Me: Fitting deez nuts in your mouth.
During school today, a girl gave my friend her number. When I saw it, it was the principal's number.
Prom (DYM 85).
Teacher: Here, have candy.
Kid: No, I’m too fat.
Teacher: Shut up, or I’m gonna fail you.
*Next week*
Teacher: Okay kids, get off the floor and go back to your seats.
Kid: I’m too fat to get up.
Teacher: Don’t you remember what I said?
Kid: Yep, elephants don’t forget.
"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."
"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"
He entered (kindergarten) class. The teacher said, "Luce, start for us and say the alphabet." He said, "A B C D E F G H I J K *just kidding* L M N O." Laugh my nose off. The teacher said, "Go to the office right now, young man!" I don't understand, he just said jokes to the teacher, lmao :D
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children.
Why did the school go remote?
Because the teachers wanted to play with remotes!
Tired kid with asthma: "It's hard to breathe."
Gym Teacher: "That's alright."
Other Kid: "Hush!"
I found this at school.
My classmates?
I got sent to the principal's office for telling the kid in the wheelchair to stand up for himself.
I'm a teacher at a high school, but I got fired. They told me I didn't do any work even though I always did a skele-ton.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight(ate) nine.
My teacher told me to have a good day. SOOOOOOOOOO I went home :)
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.
What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?
Joshua Metcalfe
What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)