Why did the school go remote?
Because the teachers wanted to play with remotes!
Tired kid with asthma: "It's hard to breathe."
Gym Teacher: "That's alright."
Other Kid: "Hush!"
I found this at school.
My classmates?
I got sent to the principal's office for telling the kid in the wheelchair to stand up for himself.
I'm a teacher at a high school, but I got fired. They told me I didn't do any work even though I always did a skele-ton.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight(ate) nine.
My teacher told me to have a good day. SOOOOOOOOOO I went home :)
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.
What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?
Joshua Metcalfe
What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
Yo mama is so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Nevermind, it's POINTLESS.
Over summer, I shot up my school and left a note saying, "I could have done this anytime!"
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGE BARS!
Water, tastes that one tap in school:
A tier water at 3 am.
S tier.
12 pm water f tier.
I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)
True story: In 1986, in the midst of the HIV epidemic, they made condoms available to the public. At that time, me and my boyfriend were 13 years old. My boyfriend was so happy: "These will make great water balloons!" And I was even happier. I did not have to pack a lunch for school tomorrow, lol.
Once Jimmy was minding his own business, then he hears his mom come home. He asked, "Where have you been?" She replied with, "I was at work," yet he knew his mom did not have work. So the next day, while heading to school, he gets a phone call saying his mom is pregnant, and they want to try their device, and they need the baby's dad to say if it's alright.
1st graders: Ay yo girl, I think you’re beautiful, let’s get married!!
2nd graders: Uhh, don’t tell my mom that we’re dating!! She won’t let me date! Let’s keep this a seeeeecret heeheehee.
3rd graders: Uh, my teacher told me to stay after school because I wrote a poem about you and I’m 9 years old, we have to break up, sweetie.
4th graders: Hey, I think you’re cute!! Wanna date? I don’t think my girlfriend will mind.......
5th graders (they start wearing makeup): Ay girl, your eyelashes are pretty, I like you now, wanna date? Here’s my numberrrrrr.
6th graders: Heyyyyy, I gotta tell you a secret, I got a crush on you!! Don’t tell anyone!! Byeee, ooh, I’ll text you later!
7th graders: We need to make Peyton jealous because she broke up with you!! Wanna date? I mean, you’re not hot, but still, great personalityyyyy, alright, bye now.
8th graders: Hi sweetheart, I got STARRRBUCKKKSSS
Me: UGLY AF AND LITERALLY NO BOYFRIEND.....
