School jokes

I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.

I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.

A kindergarten teacher asks her students, "Do you know any words that start with P?"

Little Timmy responds with, "Elmo."

What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?

Joshua Metcalfe

Yo mama is so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!

Water, tastes that one tap in school:

A tier water at 3 am.

S tier.

12 pm water f tier.

My classmates?

I got sent to the principal's office for telling the kid in the wheelchair to stand up for himself.

Why did the rapper go to school?

To drop some KNOWLEDGE BARS!

So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.

Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.

Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"

You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."

During school today, a girl gave my friend her number. When I saw it, it was the principal's number.

He entered (kindergarten) class. The teacher said, "Luce, start for us and say the alphabet." He said, "A B C D E F G H I J K *just kidding* L M N O." Laugh my nose off. The teacher said, "Go to the office right now, young man!" I don't understand, he just said jokes to the teacher, lmao :D

Prom (DYM 85).

Teacher: Here, have candy.

Kid: No, I’m too fat.

Teacher: Shut up, or I’m gonna fail you.

*Next week*

Teacher: Okay kids, get off the floor and go back to your seats.

Kid: I’m too fat to get up.

Teacher: Don’t you remember what I said?

Kid: Yep, elephants don’t forget.

Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!

I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.

Fortnite battle pass, I just shit out my ass. The school: You did what?

I bet Kobe failed flying school.