School jokes

What is the difference between a tree and a school?

A school is for kids, and a tree is for birds.

What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus!

They have blackboards and whiteboards, but what happened to Mexicanboards?

What starts with S and ends with S? STUPID HOMEWORK NEVER ENDS.

What starts with C and ends with K? Children do not cook.

What did you think I was going to say? How bold of you to assume.

What do orphans do at parent teacher meetings?

So, this kid told me what high school he was going to and asked me if I thought he would make it in.

I said, "No, they don't have double doors."

Why did the rapper go to school?

To improve his FLOW-CULUS.

I'm in school right now, but I'm on an airplane.

Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.

A Catholic school is burning down. One of the priests says, "Save the children, save them!" Another priest says, "F*ck the children, we're gonna die!!" The last priest is like, "Hmmm... do we have time?"

I was naughty at school and my teacher said she's going to tell my dad. I was like, "Who's that?"

Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?

We were discussing cows in a lesson. I asked my teacher why she was one.

Why can’t an orphan go on a field trip?

'Cause they need a parent's signature.

When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."

A Chinese teacher's phone rang as he was going to class, and he said:

"My phone the ring ring, it's my wife ring ring."

I put a magnet in my butthole and made the teachers smell it.

Why did Johnny drop his pencil?

To look up girls' skirts! 😬🤯😲😳😱🙀🙊

You know that feeling when you're going through a school parking lot and go over a speed bump, then you realize that there are no speed bumps?

An orphan was in 1st grade, and its teacher said to spell "parrot." The boy spelled "Parents."