School jokes
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
I got sent to the principal's office after telling the kid in the wheelchair to do a wheelie.
Are you a white van? Because I would love to put children in you.
My teacher started talking about houses, then I said I don't want that informansion.
All school meeting introductions:
Grade School: “Welcome Girls and Boys!”
Middle School: “Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome!”
High School: “Fingerers and fingerees.”
When you kill people in a war, it's perfectly fine, but when it's a school, everyone has a problem with it, wth.
My teacher said he is gonna call my dad, I can't wait to meet him! 🥰🥰🥰
Q: What’s a good thing about child molesters?
A: They drive slow through school zones.
During a discussion at Sunday school, a nun asks the children what they think God takes you by when you die. A kid responds, "I think God takes you by your feet, because once I walked into my parents' room and my mom's feet were in the air and she was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!!!"
A Russian, a Brit, and a terrorist are in an air balloon.
First, the Russian says, "I dare to throw a stone down!" So he does that, but the others don't seem to be impressed. So the Brit says, "I dare to throw a brick down!" So again he does that, the Russian is impressed, but the terrorist laughs and says, "I dare to throw a bomb down!" So he does that and everybody can't believe what they have just seen. So a bit further, they land, and a shocked and afraid little boy comes running up to them. So they ask what happened, on which the little boy said, "I farted and my school exploded."
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
Teacher: Alright class, let's sing our ABC's!
The gay kid: LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ
Why is a gun like a box of chocolates?
If you pull one out in class, everyone wants to be your friend.
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.
And that's what made him go down in history.
Today, I had an exam in school. When I was done, I raised my hand and yelled, “Pisstiano Penaldo!”
My teacher smiled and took my paper. She knew I was finished.
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
What type of work can orphans do? Homework.
What happened when the teacher tied all the students' shoe laces together?
They took a class trip.
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
What's 2 + 2? A: 22.