School jokes
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
Teacher: Stand up if you think you are stupid.
After a while, a student stands up.
Teacher: So you think you are stupid?
Student: No, I'm not stupid. I just felt bad because you were standing by yourself.
Fortnite is just like high school. You get off the bus and start shooting everybody.
Mother Nature deserves a traffic ticket.
Summer is speeding by way too fast. 🤣🤣🤣
I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)
There's an outbreak of foot and mouth disease, it can affect pigs and cows.
I hope my teacher will be ok.
Are multiple choice questions too easy?
A) Yes.
Why did the teacher get arrested?
He gave the orphan homework!
Teacher: "Stand up, class!"
She is sitting down.
Teacher: "Whoever stands up is stupid!"
All school meeting introductions:
Grade School: “Welcome Girls and Boys!”
Middle School: “Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome!”
High School: “Fingerers and fingerees.”
I hated getting bullied in school because I could never stand up for myself.
What goes up but never goes down?
My grades.
(I wish)
What do you think is going through kids' heads during school shootings? Bullets.
Inmate 1: Why are you in prison?
Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, what about you?
Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus.
Inmate 2: OMG, you demon! Were they autistic?
Inmate 1: No, they were Fortnite kids.
Inmate 2 (who is Muslim): Halelouia, we have found the messiah!
There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"
Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn't make the grade, curd.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
Pickup line; Hey mama, you school? Cuz I'd like to shoot some kids up in you.
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
What did the science textbook say to the math textbook?
You've got a lot of problems!