School jokes

Draw an accurate diagram representing the elephant genitalia. Use all 30 sheets of paper provided.

Me: Mrs., can I read my book?

Teacher: Sure.

Me: *watching my Chromebook*

Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.

Student: Oof.

Teacher: Is anyone not here?

Student: Yes, your parents.

Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.

Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?

Because they train at the best school.

What do birds use to check their grades?

Air-ies...

At school, I love to have fun!

Why did the orphan have to stay at school?

Because they need to leave with a parent.

What's a witch's favorite subject?

I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.

I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.

Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.

Who is the smartest student in school?

The scholar.

Person A: Hey, what's the next subject?

Person B: Let me check.

Person B: It's greenglish!

Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.

Why can’t orphans go on field trips?

They need a parent's signature.

Don't you hate when you have sex with your teacher, then remember you're home schooled?

Why can't the skeleton go to the prom?

Because he had no-BODY to go with!

Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?

A: Because they don't have any parents.

I give homework.

300? You are a 3.0.