School jokes
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
What do birds use to check their grades?
Air-ies...
The teacher made us present a slideshow to introduce ourselves.
Mine is bright and colorful with music. It was so good that a kid started dancing!
Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.
That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:
Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.
Name: Jack, call sign "triple".
School: Nova corps gun academy.
Location: Wyoming mountains.
Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.
Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
My mum is a vegan. She brings us to after school seitan.
Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.
Who is the smartest student in school?
The scholar.
Don't you hate when you have sex with your teacher, then remember you're home schooled?
I give homework.
Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
They need a parent's signature.
At school, I love to have fun!
Person A: Hey, what's the next subject?
Person B: Let me check.
Person B: It's greenglish!
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
Why can't the skeleton go to the prom?
Because he had no-BODY to go with!
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.