School jokes
Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone not here?
Student: Yes, your parents.
Who is the smartest student in school?
The scholar.
Don't you hate when you have sex with your teacher, then remember you're home schooled?
Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.
At school, I love to have fun!
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
Person A: Hey, what's the next subject?
Person B: Let me check.
Person B: It's greenglish!
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
They need a parent's signature.
It's often said that people peaked in high school.
I think Trump peaked in kindergarten.
In Jr. high, we all had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood and wrote a report on how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.
Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.
That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:
The USA has school shootings. We Canadians have bus beheadings.
Why do you need an AR-15?
So my son can use it if he's being bullied at school.
You were probably voted "Most Likely to Become an Ice agent" in school.
They're teaching my 1st grader pronouns! Today it was he/she/they. Tomorrow, you/are/is!
I'm sure you could be the smartest person in your class.
If it were a class for the profoundly retarded.
Back the halls with gasoline, la la la la la.
Light a match and watch it gleam, la la la la la.
My school is burnt into ashes, fa la la la la, la la la la.
I hate "the woke" so much, I got mad when my mom said I "woke" up late for school.
I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"
In Junior High, we had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood the report and wrote about how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.