Why are clips 30 rounds? Because that's the average class size.
Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.
Name: Jack, call sign "triple".
School: Nova corps gun academy.
Location: Wyoming mountains.
Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.
Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
My mum is a vegan. She brings us to after school seitan.
Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.
Who is the smartest student in school?
The scholar.
Don't you hate when you have sex with your teacher, then remember you're home schooled?
I give homework.
Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
They need a parent's signature.
At school, I love to have fun!
Person A: Hey, what's the next subject?
Person B: Let me check.
Person B: It's greenglish!
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
Why can't the skeleton go to the prom?
Because he had no-BODY to go with!
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
Little Johnny attends school regularly and often brings a box of sultanas as a gift to his favorite teacher.
One morning Little Johnny attends class without a box of sultanas.
The teacher enquires, why Johnny "where is my box of sultanas?"
Johnny replied, "Sorry, miss, my rabbit died."
I made this up.
I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.
Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, “Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that.”
Little Johnny looked up and replied, “Well, Ms Smith, you can’t say you weren’t warned!”
