School jokes
300? You are a 3.0.
I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.
Her (DYM 101).
Why is there a middle school?
Because the kids that go there are middle class families.
Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.
I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class, but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables.
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
What is an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.
Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone not here?
Student: Yes, your parents.
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
What did Hermione say when she pantsed someone?
"Wow, Harry!"
Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.
Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.
Draw an accurate diagram representing the elephant genitalia. Use all 30 sheets of paper provided.
I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.
I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.
What's a witch's favorite subject?