Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
What is an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.
Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone not here?
Student: Yes, your parents.
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
What did Hermione say when she pantsed someone?
"Wow, Harry!"
Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.
Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.
Draw an accurate diagram representing the elephant genitalia. Use all 30 sheets of paper provided.
I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.
I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.
What's a witch's favorite subject?
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
What do birds use to check their grades?
Air-ies...
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.
Kris is so dumb that his smartwatch went to NIGHT SCHOOL.
The teacher made us present a slideshow to introduce ourselves.
Mine is bright and colorful with music. It was so good that a kid started dancing!
Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.
That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:
