School jokes
Why is 6 scared of 7?
7 ate 9 and 10!
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake!
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers used it as a whiteboard.
What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
When the teacher says she'll call your parents but you're an orphan.
Why are my students so naughty?
300? You are a 3.0.
Me walking away after committing murder in a school with my trusty “friend”.
I went 80 mph in a school zone and one of the speed bumps screamed, "Am I hallucinating?"
How do you get into Hogwarts? Through the Dumble Door.
Why can orphans never go on field trips?
Because they can’t get a parent signature.
When a 68 year old teacher says: "I am going to tackle an intruder if I have to!"
Me: "Oh hell nah"