School jokes
At school, I love to have fun!
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
Don't you hate when you have sex with your teacher, then remember you're home schooled?
Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
fr tho
Why can't the skeleton go to the prom?
Because he had no-BODY to go with!
I give homework.
Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.
Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌
I was at school today, and one of my friends said after a test, "Man, that was hard." After that, I started laughing and I said, "That's what she said."
What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.
Why did a school shooter get banned from a game server?
He was caught aimbotting.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Because they don't have a parent's signature.
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
What did Hermione say when she pantsed someone?
"Wow, Harry!"
Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
Why is 6 scared of 7?
7 ate 9 and 10!