School jokes
What is an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
Me: Mrs., can I read my book?
Teacher: Sure.
Me: *watching my Chromebook*
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
Memes
Her (DYM 101).
Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.
Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15!
I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!
True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake!
Why did a school shooter get banned from a game server?
He was caught aimbotting.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Because they don't have a parent's signature.