School jokes
Me: Mrs., can I read my book?
Teacher: Sure.
Me: *watching my Chromebook*
Why does the emo kid skip class?
How do you get into Hogwarts? Through the Dumble Door.
300? You are a 3.0.
Me walking away after committing murder in a school with my trusty “friend”.
D.A.R.E. Lion Mascot: Don't take drugs kids!
Me: My therapist says I need those to live.
D.A.R.E. Lion Mascot: _escorts to school counselor_
Why can orphans never go on field trips?
Because they can’t get a parent signature.
I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.
When a 68 year old teacher says: "I am going to tackle an intruder if I have to!"
Me: "Oh hell nah"
Teacher: "If you're dumb, stand up."
Nobody stands up.
After some waiting, the teacher says, "Really? No one? There must be someone."
Little Johnny stands up.
"Oh, so you think you're dumb, Johnny?"
"Nah, I just feel bad that you're standing alone."
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌
Her (DYM 101).
What is an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.
I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class, but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables.
Draw an accurate diagram representing the elephant genitalia. Use all 30 sheets of paper provided.