School jokes
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15!
I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!
True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake!
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How do you get into Hogwarts? Through the Dumble Door.
300? You are a 3.0.
I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.
Her (DYM 101).
Why is there a middle school?
Because the kids that go there are middle class families.
Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.
I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class, but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables.
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
What is an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.
Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone not here?
Student: Yes, your parents.
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
What did Hermione say when she pantsed someone?
"Wow, Harry!"
Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.
Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌