School jokes
What did Rengoku say to his class?
"Set your school ablaze!"
The USA has school shootings. We Canadians have bus beheadings.
They're teaching my 1st grader pronouns! Today it was he/she/they. Tomorrow, you/are/is!
Why did the sped kid get expelled?
Because he was tardy.
What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?
"Aye-jack-you-late!"
always happens to me
Pro lifers: End abortion!!!
Pro lifers after school shooting: But not this abortion.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
7 ate 9 and 10!
Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.
That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:
Name: Jack, call sign "triple".
School: Nova corps gun academy.
Location: Wyoming mountains.
Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.
Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
When you let the school shooter borrow your pen so he doesn't kill you.
Me going to the principal's after telling the kid with a wheelchair to stand up for himself.
You was reaching into you’re backpack and the whole class jumped through the window.
My mum is a vegan. She brings us to after school seitan.
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.