School jokes

I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.

Me going to the principal's after telling the kid with a wheelchair to stand up for himself.

You was reaching into you’re backpack and the whole class jumped through the window.

I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"

When you let the school shooter borrow your pen so he doesn't kill you.

Why is 6 scared of 7?

7 ate 9 and 10!

Pro lifers: End abortion!!!

Pro lifers after school shooting: But not this abortion.

Your forehead is so big that the teachers used it as a whiteboard.

What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!

I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.

What is an orphan's favorite event?

Homecoming.

Why did a school shooter get banned from a game server?

He was caught aimbotting.

Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Because they don't have a parent's signature.

What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.

What did Hermione say when she pantsed someone?

"Wow, Harry!"

Why can an orphan not do school work?

Because they have to take their work home to their parents.

Why can't orphans go on field trips?

They don't have anybody to sign the form.

Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!

Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.

Teacher: Why not?

Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.

Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌

I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class, but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables.