School jokes

I give homework.

I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class, but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables.

Draw an accurate diagram representing the elephant genitalia. Use all 30 sheets of paper provided.

Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.

Student: Oof.

Teacher: Is anyone not here?

Student: Yes, your parents.

I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.

I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.

Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.

Why can’t orphans go on field trips?

They need a parent's signature.

At school, I love to have fun!

Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.

What do birds use to check their grades?

Air-ies...

Why did the orphan have to stay at school?

Because they need to leave with a parent.

Person A: Hey, what's the next subject?

Person B: Let me check.

Person B: It's greenglish!

What's a witch's favorite subject?

Don't you hate when you have sex with your teacher, then remember you're home schooled?

Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?

A: Because they don't have any parents.

Why can't the skeleton go to the prom?

Because he had no-BODY to go with!

The teacher made us present a slideshow to introduce ourselves.

Mine is bright and colorful with music. It was so good that a kid started dancing!

Name: Jack, call sign "triple".

School: Nova corps gun academy.

Location: Wyoming mountains.

Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.

That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:

I'm sure you could be the smartest person in your class.

If it were a class for the profoundly retarded.