School jokes
When you were late to school and your teacher called you tardy, she meant that in more ways than one.
What did Rengoku say to his class?
"Set your school ablaze!"
What did Osama get on his test when he was a kid? A 9/11.
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she died by a flying brick!
Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.
What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?
"Aye-jack-you-late!"
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.
My mum is a vegan. She brings us to after school seitan.
Why did the sped kid get expelled?
Because he was tardy.
When you let the school shooter borrow your pen so he doesn't kill you.
Yo hairline so ugly, when you go to school you fall on a line.
I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.
Me going to the principal's after telling the kid with a wheelchair to stand up for himself.
You was reaching into you’re backpack and the whole class jumped through the window.
Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.
Name: Jack, call sign "triple".
School: Nova corps gun academy.
Location: Wyoming mountains.
I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"