School jokes

Why did the sped kid get expelled?

Because he was tardy.

My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.

It was really heavy on me.

What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?

"Aye-jack-you-late!"

My mum is a vegan. She brings us to after school seitan.

Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.

Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.

It's often said that people peaked in high school.

I think Trump peaked in kindergarten.

In Jr. high, we all had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood and wrote a report on how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.

The USA has school shootings. We Canadians have bus beheadings.

Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.

I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"

In Junior High, we had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood the report and wrote about how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.

When you were late to school and your teacher called you tardy, she meant that in more ways than one.

What did Rengoku say to his class?

"Set your school ablaze!"

They're teaching my 1st grader pronouns! Today it was he/she/they. Tomorrow, you/are/is!

I hate "the woke" so much, I got mad when my mom said I "woke" up late for school.

I'm sure you could be the smartest person in your class.

If it were a class for the profoundly retarded.

What did Osama get on his test when he was a kid? A 9/11.

Why did Sally not come home from school today?

Because she got hit by a bus.

Why did Sally not come home from school today?

Because she died by a flying brick!