School jokes
Why did a school shooter get banned from a game server?
He was caught aimbotting.
What did Hermione say when she pantsed someone?
"Wow, Harry!"
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
Why are my students so naughty?
D.A.R.E. Lion Mascot: Don't take drugs kids!
Me: My therapist says I need those to live.
D.A.R.E. Lion Mascot: _escorts to school counselor_
Why can orphans never go on field trips?
Because they can’t get a parent signature.
When a 68 year old teacher says: "I am going to tackle an intruder if I have to!"
Me: "Oh hell nah"
Why does the emo kid skip class?
Me walking away after committing murder in a school with my trusty “friend”.
I went 80 mph in a school zone and one of the speed bumps screamed, "Am I hallucinating?"
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
When the teacher says she'll call your parents but you're an orphan.
Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.
Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."
What is an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
Her (DYM 101).
Why is there a middle school?
Because the kids that go there are middle class families.
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.
Me: Mrs., can I read my book?
Teacher: Sure.
Me: *watching my Chromebook*