School jokes

Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌

Why is there a middle school?

Because the kids that go there are middle class families.

Draw an accurate diagram representing the elephant genitalia. Use all 30 sheets of paper provided.

Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.

Student: Oof.

Teacher: Is anyone not here?

Student: Yes, your parents.

I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class, but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables.

I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.

I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.

Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.

What's a witch's favorite subject?

Don't you hate when you have sex with your teacher, then remember you're home schooled?

Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.

At school, I love to have fun!

What do birds use to check their grades?

Air-ies...

Why did the orphan have to stay at school?

Because they need to leave with a parent.

Person A: Hey, what's the next subject?

Person B: Let me check.

Person B: It's greenglish!

Why can’t orphans go on field trips?

They need a parent's signature.

Who is the smartest student in school?

The scholar.

You were probably voted "Most Likely to Become an Ice agent" in school.

Why do you need an AR-15?

So my son can use it if he's being bullied at school.

They're teaching my 1st grader pronouns! Today it was he/she/they. Tomorrow, you/are/is!

I went to a gun shop yesterday. Everything was half off. I didn't know that back to school sales have begun.