School jokes
Teacher: Why were you late?
Me: Traffic.
Teacher: Did I did it?
Me: Did I even blame it on you?
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
Who's Lil John?
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎
A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?
B: Because today we had a parent meetup.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
A suicide squad.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.
I read to deaf kids in my spare time.
High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣
Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.
Dear algebra,
I don't want to find your X. I don't know Y she left you.
Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?
Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.
Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."
My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"
Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.
We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.
Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.
Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?
I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.
My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"
So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."
Q: Why do Americans fish with guns?
A: To shoot up the whole school.
Like a shooter says, "I put the fun in funeral!"
Q: What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
A: Special forces.