School jokes
Why did the teacher yell at the orphan?
Because he didn’t do his homework.
Who's Lil John?
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.
I read to deaf kids in my spare time.
Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?
Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
A suicide squad.
A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?
B: Because today we had a parent meetup.
Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.
We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.
Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.
Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?
I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.
My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"
So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."
Q: Why do Americans fish with guns?
A: To shoot up the whole school.
Like a shooter says, "I put the fun in funeral!"
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent’s signature.
Hi, how are you? Busy, busy today and tomorrow. I have to go home from home and walk home. Walk and a bike. Walk, walk, and a bike to school tomorrow night. I have to have lunch with my mom and dad, and I have dinner with you tonight.
What school did we say it was today? What did the snow say? "I love!"
You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?
Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.