Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.
School Jokes
You're so ugly when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
What are American schools?
Shooting ranges.
I never knew what my dad's job was.
One day, at school, I got a scam phone call, later, I got another, and another. I finally had enough and answered the phone, but to make an impact I said "Hello?"
My dad answered...
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent’s signature.
Hi, how are you? Busy, busy today and tomorrow. I have to go home from home and walk home. Walk and a bike. Walk, walk, and a bike to school tomorrow night. I have to have lunch with my mom and dad, and I have dinner with you tonight.
Type this in your calculator:
5 days a week (type in 5),
6 different classes (type in 6),
7 hours a day (type in 7),
x
2 semesters (type in 2),
=
flip the calculator over ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°).
What's a snake's favorite subject?
Well, there are two: hisss-tory, but some prefer maths; those weirdos are adders.
Me: Stops the quiet kid from getting bullied.
Him: Don't come to school tomorrow, trust me.
Me: "/"
Q: Why do Americans fish with guns?
A: To shoot up the whole school.
Like a shooter says, "I put the fun in funeral!"
Why did the pedo cross the road?
To get to the pre-school on the other side.
We don't have school shooters; we have special ed breeches.
I could tell you the one about the broken pencil... but it's pointless.
What grade does Sherlock hit on girls from?
Elementary, my dear Watson!
I put the D in Children.
What school did we say it was today? What did the snow say? "I love!"
You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?
Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.
