Dylan Klebold jokes

I got suspended for asking an emo kid if he wants to hang out with me.

Remember, kids: the school shooter can't get you if YOU are the shooter.

When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.

What's the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid? It depends on who's shooting.

When you're the only one nice to the quiet kid.

Kid: "I like you... don't go to school tomorrow."