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The date is April 1st.
Somebody asks you what you are doing.
“I guess you could say I’m... fooling around ( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖)“
(True story)
One day Sally's mom said, "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says, "No, you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says, "Because I'm a beaner, and we don't taste good."
What did the goat say?
"Let's play the grass!"
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Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.
What did the poo say to the ass?
"I left you."
You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.
When your mom tells you to stop playing on the computer, you say, "Foot you!"
A man walks into a bar and see's a naked lady, "WOOW SHES HOT!" HE picks her up and pee's on her and says, "Hi lady lets have sex."
Son: Dad, can I get a girlfriend?
Dad: Son, no, you are only 10, so no.
Son: Dad, I'm leaving to get a girlfriend.
Dad: Son, nooo, you are not my son!
Son: What did you say? *Son slaps the dad.*
Dad: Good, son, goodbye, get out of my home.
Son: Good, you can go move to a new home.
Say: Eye Spell: Map Say: Ness
If someone called you ugly, say before you call me ugly, look in a mirror.
What do you say to a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
Say:
"Eye"
Spell:
"Map"
Say:
"Ness"
Now say it fast!
What did the dad say to the kid?
"U got to be kidding me."
What did Yarn Yoshi say to Poochy whilst trying to solve a puzzle?
"Alright Poochy, it's time to get crafty!"
Little girls cry. Big girls say, "F*ck."
What did A say to Y?
"You cannot be alpha like me." :)
Y said, "Why? (Y)"
What did the boy goat say to his girlfriend?
You're my boo!
Two tourists climb a mountain that utters certain doom.
One tourist falls down. The tourist that's still on the mountain says, "You ok down there?"
The other tourist says, "Can't I just rest in peace?!"
What did the fork say to the cake?
A: "I want a piece of you!"