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What did Nemo say to the emo?
"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."
Say "traffic," and replace "r" with "h." It sounds like... that thicc.
What do you say to an emo with a new haircut?
"Nice cut, G."
Bully: My mom says I'm not allowed to burn trash.
Me: (quiet)
Bully: HEY I'M TALKING TO YOU.
Me: Are you talking to yourself? Because I was listening to music until I heard you.
What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?
“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”
What does the dead man say to the other? He says, "Your daughter is pretty."
The other man says, "How do you know?"
The other man says, "Because she is dead."
What did the steak say to the other steak?
"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."
What did the mouse say after its bath?
"I feel squeaky clean!"
What do you say to a bully?
I might not be perfect, but at least I'm not you!
What did the doc say to the skeleton? You're skele-a-ton.
Don't adopt people, or else your parents are gonna say you're ACTUALLY adopted, k thx. No jokes anymore, bye.
What did one mountain say to the other? Nice to peak you!
What did the girl say when she ran through the door?
Ouch.
Thing to say during sex, "grab his dick and twist it!"
What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?
"9 Juan Juan, who this?"
What did the man say when he knocked down the bookshelf?
Looks like I've only got myself to blame...
What do you do when you made a misteak?
You do some yoga 🧘♀️ and say, "Namaaa steak."
What did one orphan say to another? Where's your home?
A child with cancer says, "Mother, what will I be when I grow up?"
Then the mother says, "Shut up, dick, you have cancer!" Hehehe.