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What did the one ocean say to the other? Nothing, it just waved.

What did God say to the good shepherd?

Nothing.

Bully: My mom says I'm not allowed to burn trash.

Me: (quiet)

Bully: HEY I'M TALKING TO YOU.

Me: Are you talking to yourself? Because I was listening to music until I heard you.

What did the tomato say to the sad pickle?

"What's the big dill?"

If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."

What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?

Boo Boo Doo.

What do you say to a bully?

I might not be perfect, but at least I'm not you!

What did the walrus say when they lost the remote?

"Walrus the remote!"

What do you say to an emo with a new haircut?

"Nice cut, G."

What did the steak say to the other steak?

What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?

“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”

What does the dead man say to the other? He says, "Your daughter is pretty."

The other man says, "How do you know?"

The other man says, "Because she is dead."

What did the mouse say after its bath?

"I feel squeaky clean!"

What did the pen say to the pencil? You have a point.

What did the orphan say to his mom?

Where are you?

When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, what is the rudest thing you can say to them?

SHUT UP!!!

"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."

An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"

The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"

What did the hecadrocophodecadus say to the hopetihopetifuckendecker?

"It didn't happen, but it should have."

He was a head of his class... Mom always says, "Stay ahead!"