Say jokes
We say “Father, I have sinned,” because it would be weird if we said, “Daddy, I have sinned,” right?
“Forgive me, Daddy, for my transgressions!” We say the “Our Father,” not the “Our Daddy.”
What did the egg say to the tuna?
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?
"Is it in yet?"
What did the rapper say to the ATM?
"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT!"
How to say “I love you” be like :
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Are there any girls here?”
The bartender says, “No, only women.”
The man then leaves.
Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
"I've got your backside covered!"
What did the booty say to the chair?
"You complete me!"
What did an orphan say to its father?
Nothing.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
What if Hitler did not say "bombs away," he said "lambs are slayed?"
What did Joe Biden say to the dog? I'm gonna molest you.
What did the boy say to his fingers? I'm counting on you.
What did the earthquake say when it was done? Sorry, my fault!
It took me years to figure out the Oreos served in Lunchables are knock offs. On the cover it says “Chocolate Crème Cookies.” I’ve believed this lie for as long as I can remember. Unless they were real back then? I don’t even know at this point. They sure as hell aren’t real now!
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
I got barred from Weight Watchers today.
It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.