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What did the girl say when she ran through the door?
Ouch.
A guy in a Costco was pretty pissed off at something. A guy walks up to him and says, "What's wrong, pal? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned aisle!"
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.
He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.
Memes
some say lil durk and king von were friend's, but others say they were cousin's. HELP ME OUT which is it.
I was watching a TV show where a guy was hanging off a cliff, then the series ended... I guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliffhanger!
Beans, beans, beans. Say what? Say beans, beans, beans.
A child with cancer says, "Mother, what will I be when I grow up?"
Then the mother says, "Shut up, dick, you have cancer!" Hehehe.
What did the one ocean say to the other? Nothing, it just waved.
How do cows say "oof?"
They say, "MOOf."
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
What did an orphan say to its father?
Nothing.
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Are there any girls here?”
The bartender says, “No, only women.”
The man then leaves.
What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?
"Is it in yet?"
What did the rapper say to the ATM?
"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT!"
What did Joe Biden say to the dog? I'm gonna molest you.
What did the boy say to his fingers? I'm counting on you.