Have you heard the saying, "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Great saying.
Not so great way to find out you are adopted.
Trash or Treasure?
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about a dude who finds out he was adopted. How? Because someone said he was another man's trash! Get it? Like, unwanted? Adoption? Sheesh, some people need everything spelled out for them. Fun fact, some bears adopt cubs!