Say jokes
I adopted you. Now say goodbye, you missed your Spanish lesson...
What did Goodlife Fitness say to LA Fitness? "I guess it's just not 'working out'!"
What did the triangle say to the circle?
"You're pointless!"
What did the pizzas say to the pizza maker?
CHEESE-US!
What did the baritone say to the alto?
Nothing, you couldn’t hear him.
Memes
Sailors are coming onto the boardwalk and are met by Colonel Sanders. He asks them, "What is your occupation?" They respond, "We are seamen." So he says, "Well, you better wash up 'cause I'm finger lickin' good!"
"Well," he says, "It's what mommy calls me sometimes."
The little girl screams, "Don't eat it! It's a fucking asshole."
Children are so ungrateful nowadays. I got my daughter a bike, but now she’s crying on the floor saying, “I don’t have legs!”
What did the cookie say when he jumped off the cliff? Crumbs, ha ha!
Have you heard the saying, "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Great saying.
Not so great way to find out you are adopted.
What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?
"9 Juan Juan, who this?"
What did the man say when he knocked down the bookshelf?
Looks like I've only got myself to blame...
Don't adopt people, or else your parents are gonna say you're ACTUALLY adopted, k thx. No jokes anymore, bye.
What did one orphan say to another? Where's your home?
Thing to say during sex, "grab his dick and twist it!"
What did one mountain say to the other? Nice to peak you!
Q: What did the sign say on the whore house?
A: Beat it, we're closed.
What do you do when you made a misteak?
You do some yoga 🧘♀️ and say, "Namaaa steak."
What did the skeleton say after dinner?
Bon appétit!
What did the doc say to the skeleton? You're skele-a-ton.