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Dam, sometimes when I look at my friend's head, I say, "Dam, that's a dam big head, Nick." Then he is like, "Dude, that's a literal dam."
What did the walrus say when they lost the remote?
"Walrus the remote!"
What did God say to the good shepherd?
Nothing.
What did the pen say to the pencil? You have a point.
What did the orphan say to his mom?
Where are you?
When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, what is the rudest thing you can say to them?
SHUT UP!!!
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
What did the hecadrocophodecadus say to the hopetihopetifuckendecker?
"It didn't happen, but it should have."
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.
What did the tomato say to the sad pickle?
"What's the big dill?"
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
I got barred from Weight Watchers today.
It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
If a girl says no twice 🤔.
Mathematically that’s a yes, so you’re good to go!
A guy says to his dog, "Where are you?" The dog was actually dead, bro.
What did the triangle say to the circle? Ur mom.
There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"
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An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
What did all the humans say when all the pets left town?
A doggone catastrophe!
Say "I cup" but in words.