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Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
He was a head of his class... Mom always says, "Stay ahead!"
What did the skeleton say after dinner?
Bon appétit!
What did one orphan say to another? Where's your home?
Thing to say during sex, "grab his dick and twist it!"
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What did the doc say to the skeleton? You're skele-a-ton.
What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?
"9 Juan Juan, who this?"
Don't adopt people, or else your parents are gonna say you're ACTUALLY adopted, k thx. No jokes anymore, bye.
What do you do when you made a misteak?
You do some yoga 🧘♀️ and say, "Namaaa steak."
What did the man say when he knocked down the bookshelf?
Looks like I've only got myself to blame...
Q: What did the sign say on the whore house?
A: Beat it, we're closed.
What did the girl say when she ran through the door?
Ouch.
A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.
He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
How do cows say "oof?"
They say, "MOOf."
What did the one ocean say to the other? Nothing, it just waved.
My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.
I was watching a TV show where a guy was hanging off a cliff, then the series ended... I guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliffhanger!
Beans, beans, beans. Say what? Say beans, beans, beans.
What did the egg say to the tuna?
A gingerbread man walks into the doctor’s office with a broken arm. He asks the doctor, “Doc, what should I do? My arm is broken!”
The doctor then looks at him and says, “Have you tried icing?”