Say jokes
I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".
Tung tung tung sahur. Three tungs when you say his name? So many tungs I oughta call you a polyglot.
What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?
Nothing, he doesn't have any.
What did I say to you? You suckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk, boiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.
Little Johnny's teacher asks him, "Johnny, do you pray before you eat?" Little Johnny says, "I don't need to, my mum makes good food."
What did one male whale say to the other male whale?
"She's gonna blow!"
what did the pedophile say to the kid?
"Roses are red, my name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van."
In the French school, four sentences must be written. Fritz heard his mother say, "Close the door!"
Fritz went to his uncle and heard, "Yes, I'll put it there."
Then he came to his brother who said, "They call me Superman, hahaha!"
Finally, his sister looked at a photo and said, "Wow!"
The next day, the teacher said, "Okay, Fritz, it's your turn. Finish eating and take out the trash!" Fritz said, "Close the door!"
The teacher got angry and said, "I want to see the principal." Fritz replied, "Yes, my friend, I am leaving you."
The teacher asked, "I have forgotten your name, what is it?" Fritz said, "I'm Superman! I'm Superman! You're nothing!"
"Who do you think I am?" asked the teacher, who had become very angry. Fritz replied, "Wow!"
What did the big rose say to the little rose?
"Hi, bud!"
What did one ass cheek say to the other?
"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
"SUPPLIES!"
Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*
Me: Uh, male?..
Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*
Me: You silly goose.
*Silence for like three seconds*
Me: Still male though-
What’s the bravest thing a man can do?
Say, “I’m going to get milk!” to his wife and kids.
Most people say I'm a clown. Yet they don't laugh at my jokes. Most people avoid me because I'm a "clown". Yet I'm not the center of the circus. But I know I'm gonna be a clown forever. Because I can't take this damn mask off, no matter how hard I try.
Weeks later: Finally I found out why I'm being called a clown...because my smiling face is fake...
What do you say to a magician with autism?
Are you "Autism-ic?"
What is the difference between your new teacher and a train?
Your teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Choo Choo!"
What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
Nothing, she was hung over.
What does Helen Keller say when she touches a basketball?
Duhhuuughhhr.
What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"