Q: If a cat says to a dog, "All dogs are liars," and the dog says to the cat, "All cats are liars," what does it mean?
A: It means cats and dogs can talk.
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I went to the super market one day and I saw a Caesar salad for 69 dollars. Next minute someone comes up to me and says, "Caesar deez nutz!"
When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."
A Middle Eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show. He starts by saying β2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!β
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
POOP!
"Stephen Hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I canβt stand these people. π³π³π³π³π³π³ What did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy?"
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
MEOM!
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Ugh, ugh, ugh!"
Listen, my friends say I am gay, but I tell them I am not because I am not happy. In fact, I have no life. You are my friend. I trust you with my life. Now, can you take it?
Apple
Apple
Apple
Apple
Apple
Orange you glad I didn't say apple again?
Whoever is deleting my messages, comment and say why!
I gave up my seat to blind lady because she couldn't find any--let's just say I lost my job as a bus driver.
Wee dyslexic boy and girl in class.
Wee boy says, "Can you smell gas?"
Wee girl replies, "I canny even smell my name!"
What starts with S and ends with S? STUPID HOMEWORK NEVER ENDS.
What starts with C and ends with K? Children do not cook.
What did you think I was going to say? How bold of you to assume.
Say "urine egger" five times fast.
A girl in the shop was getting bullied. She came to me saying, "Iβm getting bullied." I told her, "Stand up for herself."
My child is ungrateful. I got him a bike for Christmas and he didn't say thank you. No, he said, "Dad, I don't have any legs!"
What did the squash say to the tomato?
Ketchup!
Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says to the other, "What do you think about that mad cow disease?"
The other replies, "Well I don't have to worry about it. You're talking to a telephone pole."
