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There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?”
The other muffin says, “AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”
Why did the man say "hi ti bye?"
"I see, I see." "Oh, do you see?" "I see 1st place looking at me." "Hi, don’t be shy, just say hi." She was shy, she didn’t say hi. Softball cheers.
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
What did the mom say to the baby?
What did the dog say to the other dog?
What did the baseball player say to the bassist?
Nice baseline!
Say "joke" 5 times.
Oh, nothing happened.
What did the lampshade say to the light bulb?
You brighten my day.
Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"
A: So they can look at their a**.
Why did you say hi? Babies don't talk.
Robert Smith walks into a hospital. The nurse says, "We have the cure!"
What did the lampost say to the other lampost?
Nothing, because it can't speak.
A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."
The other sibling said, "You are, too."
Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."
And the sibling says, "We're twins."
The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."
What did the shark say when it ate the clownfish?
It tasted funny!
What did the substrate say to the active site?
"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."
What did the sunglasses say to the banana?
Nothing, sunglasses can’t talk.
What do you say when you sister's annoying you?
Go oasis (go away sis)!
What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?
"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.