Say jokes

What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"

What did the fat say to the other fat? I am fatey.

Say "I hate happiness" without the H (all of them).

Kid singing “abcd.”

Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”

Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.

Hitler says, “Yes.”

Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”

Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”

When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"

Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.

What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?

It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

You are playing as Ukraine in Military Tycoon, and then someone kills you. You see who killed you in nuke revenge, and it says "Putinmoserfucer2342."

Sonic says if you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."

I'm 5'6", and my mom is 5'1" and 1/2. She always says she's going to get a suicide vest and fill it with bricks and squish me. I tell her good luck.

And when she tries to hug me, she says, "You're too fucking tall, kid," so I usually reply with "Go get a stool then."

Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."

A guy goes into the gas station and says, "I need a box of rubbers with pesticide."

The cashier said, "Pesticide? Don't you mean spermicide?"

The guy says, "No! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week, and I am going to kill it."

Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D

What did the grape say when it was stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

If a person with Down syndrome robs you, what do you say? “I’m up your Down.”

What did the rapper say to his shoes?

"You better lace up!"

What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 2)

“I'm HUNGRY for some BARS!"

Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.

I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.