Say jokes
They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.
What did the lampshade say to the light bulb?
You brighten my day.
What did the baseball player say to the bassist?
Nice baseline!
There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?”
The other muffin says, “AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”
Why did the man say "hi ti bye?"
Memes
"I see, I see." "Oh, do you see?" "I see 1st place looking at me." "Hi, don’t be shy, just say hi." She was shy, she didn’t say hi. Softball cheers.
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
What did the mom say to the baby?
What did the dog say to the other dog?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Natyourcheese.
Natyourcheese who?
Natyourcheese, I wasn't gonna say bless you!
What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it right!"
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
What did the other traffic cone say to the other?
"Look away, I'm changing!"
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
"I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it."
What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night?
Goddammit, Jamal!
A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say when you leave?
"Thanks for coming. Hope you come again soon."
What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? (Dam!)