The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."
Say Jokes
Tell rumors about me, but please don't say I'm in a love relationship.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
What did the seal say to the shark?
"Are you seal-iously going to eat me?"
What did the lettuce say to the carrot?
"Lettuce be friends!"
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."
I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.
At weddings my mom always tells me I’m next. So I say the same to her, at funerals.
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."
A young boy asked his Dad, "Was it true that we come from a Stork?"
Dad said, "It is, Son."
Son says, "Who fucks a Stork?"
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice cuts, G!" (because they like to cut themselves).
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"
The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"
I say these jokes are life saving material. Who's with me?