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Why did the Pikachu say "Pi"??
He had to use the bathroom!
"Hey, Prince, I want to say, "Don't die, I love you!"
I just wanted to say, Prince, that that "qwen" you were chatting with is totally fake! I haven't talked to you all day, I swear!
I just wanted to say whoever is a faker pretending to be me, that you are literally ruining my life right now. And I can literally not take this right now in life and that I just want peace so please, please stop.
Orange: Hey Apple, Apple, hey Apple.
Apple: What?
Orange: Orange you glad I didn't say "Apple" again? Hahaha!
Memes
What did the horse say when his throat was sore?
I have a hoarse throat!
What did the funny bone say to the skin?
"You're not humerus, I am!"
What did the shark say when it ate the clownfish?
It tasted funny!
What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?
"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."
What do you say when you sister's annoying you?
Go oasis (go away sis)!
What did the substrate say to the active site?
"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."
Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"
A: So they can look at their a**.
Why did you say hi? Babies don't talk.
Robert Smith walks into a hospital. The nurse says, "We have the cure!"
What did the lampost say to the other lampost?
Nothing, because it can't speak.
What did the sunglasses say to the banana?
Nothing, sunglasses can’t talk.
A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."
The other sibling said, "You are, too."
Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."
And the sibling says, "We're twins."
The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."
What are they going to say about Tim Gunn in 20 years?
He kicked the bucket.
Say "joke" 5 times.
Oh, nothing happened.
What does a skeleton say when he has lots of work?
"I have a ton of work, skele-ton."