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What did the peanut say to the cashew after their argument?
What did the peanut say to the cashew after their argument?
I'mma cashew outside!
What did Al-Shehhi say to Atta?
I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I donât care what yâall think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. Iâve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Yâall need to give more respect to the mining â community.
What did Jarrah say to Hanjour?
Say "sukki" 10 times fast.
What did the tomato say to the tomato ketchup?
What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?
"We are on time!"
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."
A young boy asked his Dad, "Was it true that we come from a Stork?"
Dad said, "It is, Son."
Son says, "Who fucks a Stork?"
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice cuts, G!" (because they like to cut themselves).
So, when I'm about to take a shower, my mom says, "Take a shower." When I'm about to take out the trash, my mom says, "Take out the trash."
Teacher: "If you're dumb, stand up."
Nobody stands up.
After some waiting, the teacher says, "Really? No one? There must be someone."
Little Johnny stands up.
"Oh, so you think you're dumb, Johnny?"
"Nah, I just feel bad that you're standing alone."
What did the star say? It's Star Trek.
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hangout.
I saw them hanging all day.
Two lepers meet on the street.
First says "How are you doing?"
Second says "Mustn't crumble!"
I saw your license. It said you're 15.
I checked your face. It says you're 50.
Why does Zac say he works at McDonald's? Because Aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I canât."