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What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?
"Long time no see!"
Say, "Moommy."
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D
Kid singing “abcd.”
Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”
You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say bye!
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"
I'm 5'6", and my mom is 5'1" and 1/2. She always says she's going to get a suicide vest and fill it with bricks and squish me. I tell her good luck.
And when she tries to hug me, she says, "You're too fucking tall, kid," so I usually reply with "Go get a stool then."
Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.
What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?
It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
You are playing as Ukraine in Military Tycoon, and then someone kills you. You see who killed you in nuke revenge, and it says "Putinmoserfucer2342."
A young boy asked his Dad, "Was it true that we come from a Stork?"
Dad said, "It is, Son."
Son says, "Who fucks a Stork?"
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice cuts, G!" (because they like to cut themselves).
I say these jokes are life saving material. Who's with me?
A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there's a knock at the door.
He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says, "What was that all about?"
Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.
The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."
Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"
The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."