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When a woman is something weeks or months pregnant and her stomach has a visible bump, everyone rubs her tummy, but no one tickles the husband's balls and says, "Good job, buddy!"

When someone asks you why you went bald, say it wasn't a choice. It just happened.

Lenin was on his deathbed, with Stalin sitting by his side.

Lenin says: "What are you going to do after I die? They might not follow you."

Stalin responds: "Then they'll follow you."

What did an Arab say to feed his kid?

'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'

What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?

Nothing, planes can't talk.

I'm not saying you're annoying.

But if a yeast infection were a person, it would be you.

I say we shouldn’t do any jokes about dogs cause dogs are the best, but cats suck.

Bertold Brecht & Tork Poettschke visit the places of their youth together. One says to the other: "Here used to be the Phoenix Lake. Where did he go?" "That was probably a pirate ..."

Louis Armstrong and Tork Poettschke go for a walk.

One says to the other, "My wife always says that icke is no worse than the other men."

"How many men does your wife have?"

What did Kobe say to the helicopter?

"Don't crash!"

Jesus walks into a motel, puts three nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for the night?"

Why does everyone say there are mines in Bosnia? There are no-

A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"

How do you make an idiot say how?

If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.

Tork Poettschke says to Charles Bukowski: "You have beautiful teeth! Are they also available in white?"

Is she saying, "Watch for red flags because he's toxic," or is he socialist?

You know the saying, "Third time's the charm?"

Well, Germany lost twice.

What did Rengoku say to his class?

"Set your school ablaze!"

What did the orphan say to the blind kid?\n\n"Hey, we both can't see our parents!"