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What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice cuts, G!" (because they like to cut themselves).

A young boy asked his Dad, "Was it true that we come from a Stork?"

Dad said, "It is, Son."

Son says, "Who fucks a Stork?"

I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.

He never came back the next day, says the local news.

What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.

I say these jokes are life saving material. Who's with me?

What did Al-Shehhi say to Atta?

What did the star say? It's Star Trek.

What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?

"We are on time!"

I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.

What did Jarrah say to Hanjour?

Say "sukki" 10 times fast.

Two lepers meet on the street.

First says "How are you doing?"

Second says "Mustn't crumble!"

Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"

Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.

This is my name: watersharky!

What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?

"Looks like a rerun."

Guys, say "A wrecked isle dysfunction" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.

A guy walks up to a girl. He says, "Hey, you want a poker? I’ve got one."

Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."

Okay, Gwen, I'll be offline for a while... so if anyone by my name types anything, it's a fake. The only way you know it's me is if I say one of my nicknames. Okay, so yeah, take care of my account while I'm gone. BYE!!!!