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Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI."
What did one bee say to the other bee?
"I love you, honey!"
What did one ghost say to the other?
"Get a life!"
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
My dad went to school saying dad jokes. I was embarrassed and I cried with a-dult cry.
Don't ever say your life is a joke because jokes are actually funny.
What did the first skeleton say to the second skeleton?
What did the hat say to the tie?
"I'll go on ahead, while you just hang around!"
What does Santa say to 3 girls in a row?
HO HO HO
This guy goes to the doctor and says, “I think I’m a wigwam, no, I think I’m a teepee, no, I must be a wigwam, no, a teepee.”
The doctor tells him, “I think I understand your problem. You’re two tents.”
I was just informed that my ex was stabbed yesterday. Let's just say I quit my job as a butcher.
What did the stop sign say to the street sign when he couldn't read a map?
"Can you give me some pointers?"
Did you hear about the man who backed into a meat grinder?
I guess you could say... he was a little behind on his work.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
I lost my job making storage units for the police after a week. I guess you could say it was a brief case.
What did the ferret say after his family was questioned by police?
It's none of your business!
What did the stepdad say to the flower? You're grounded!
What did the pencil say to the other pencil?
Your looking sharp!
What did the angler say to his students at the end of his fishing class?
Catch you later!