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An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"
How do you say "fish" without the "i"?
Fsh
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."
One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
What did a tree say to the tomato?
Nothing! Trees don't talk, silly.
Orphans have it lucky.
When teachers threaten to call parents, the orphans say, "Try me."
When teachers give homework, orphans say, "Where?"
What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio's face:
"Tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth!"
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
Troll your friend by saying "I" and saying "cup," and then tell them that that means "I see you pee."
LOL
There is also "lettuce cup," which means "let us see you pee."
One day a teacher says: "What does a pig give us?"
A student says: "Bacon!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a chicken give us?"
A student says: "Eggs!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a fat cow give us?"
A student says: "Homework!"
The whole class laughs.
Why did the GG Miller say to the loser?
"This is a nice reflection!"
I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?
Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
How to know something won’t be fun:
Someone will say, "C'mon, it’ll be fun!"
Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.
Why do-- wait, what am I saying? What am I talking about?