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Why can't you say hi to a drug addict?
They'll say "yea."
Q: What is the worst thing to hear your surgeon say?
A: Oops, I dropped my lollipop!
What did one emo say to another emo... "Rock it out!"
"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."
What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?
Oh sheet!
Hollow Knight Meme
What did Grant say? "I'm gay."
What did the slaves say when they met their soon-to-be masters?
"Aaah, a ghost!"
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.
What did the doctor say to the mother after delivering the baby? Sorry.
You could say ancient Egyptians and JDM car fans are alike--they both worship Datsun.
A dog talks to another dog and says,
"Wow, you're a hot dog!"
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. It just "waved!"
A man walks into a bar. The corrections officer says, "Usually we open the cell before you go in, now stop bleeding on my floor!"
What did the pirate say to Argon?
Ar!
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI."
What did one nut say to the other?
“Cashew later.”
What did one nut say to the other nut when it was chasing it?
“I’m gonna cashew!”
When you are sitting outside at school and this boy comes up to you with a rock in his hand and says, "Do you know where Mrs. Stewart is at?"
Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!