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What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
What did the tree say when it gets horny? My wood has a splinter.
One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
*Aye, Matey!*
Let's say I was immortal. No matter what I did, I would be alive. But, the catch is I’m the least flexible and least strong person in the world.
Now, I get my head chopped off. What would I do? I would roll over to my headless body and figure out what it's like to suck my own dick.
Here’s my hand, please hold it. That way I can say I was touched by an angel.
What did the salad say to the chef? LETTUCE GO!!!
What did the owl that's a detective say?
"Hoo did it?"
What did one sea say to the other sea? Nothing, it just waved.
What does the blind man say when walking past the fish market?
“Good evening, ladies.”
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What happens when an alien connects with your device?
The alien says on your device: ".-- . / - .-. .- ...- . .-.. / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- .- -. -.-- / -- .- -. -.-- / --. .- .-.. .- -..- -.-- ..."
What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger?
“You got nice buns!”
What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?
"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"
What did one tree say to another in a crisis? Don't leaf me when things get bad.
Once, I tried to say, "P.P. That's funny right there." Instead, I said, you guessed it, "Penis!"
What did the bison say to his son leaving for school?
"Bye son!"
Get it? Bye son, Bison!
What did the bus say to the other bus?
"Beep!"
How do poets say hello?
Hey, haven’t we metaphor?
What did the knife say to the other knife?
"Knife to meet you."