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What did the doctor say to the Chinese man?
"Some ting wong."
What did the tree say when it gets horny? My wood has a splinter.
What did one chair say to the other?
"I'm so bummed out!"
Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: I'll fall with you.
Go up to your friend and say: "It smells like updog."
They will likely reply: "What's updog?"
To which you reply: "Nothing much, what about you?"
What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, because they are walls.
What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?
"Mein Führer ist steckenbleiben in meinen Zähnen."
The boyfriend says to the explosive dude: "You're the bomb!" The explosive dude says: "Wow, that was Whitty."
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What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit."
Let's say I was immortal. No matter what I did, I would be alive. But, the catch is I’m the least flexible and least strong person in the world.
Now, I get my head chopped off. What would I do? I would roll over to my headless body and figure out what it's like to suck my own dick.
A guy with AIDS went into the doctor's room unusually happy. You could even say he was HIV positive.
Here’s my hand, please hold it. That way I can say I was touched by an angel.
What did the salad say to the chef? LETTUCE GO!!!
What did the owl that's a detective say?
"Hoo did it?"
Once, I tried to say, "P.P. That's funny right there." Instead, I said, you guessed it, "Penis!"
What did one sea say to the other sea? Nothing, it just waved.
What does the blind man say when walking past the fish market?
“Good evening, ladies.”
One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."
Who used to say, "Who loves orange soda?" Kel loves orange soda. Yes, I do, do, do, doooo! Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Oh, yes, I dooooo! Kel Mitchell from Kenan and Kel.