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What did the airplane say to the tower? Allahu Akbar!
Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.
Americans leave without saying goodbye.
Russians say goodbye without leaving.
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
Why does Zac say he works at McDonald's? Because Aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
"Hey, Prince, I want to say, "Don't die, I love you!"
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
What did Al-Shehhi say to Atta?
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted!
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D
What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?
同性恋球蜥蜴 (translate it)
Clarie: I don't even care if it was a joke he made on me, you and Karlen, and if you think I'm getting over it, then you must have an oatmeal for a brain.
Jordan: Clarie ... you are so sensitive when she tells a little joke about you, me, and Karlen.
Clarie: It was painful!
Jordan: Who cares? I laughed. Ben is not a bad person, okay, calm down.
Clarie: Ben is a bad person. We are making friends with a bully/thug, but you say that he is not a "bad person", my mom is going to kill me if she finds out that I am hanging out with those kinds of people!
Jordan: Then don't tell her! Listen, I need you, give Ben a chance! Please?
Clarie: Shush, Karlen is coming!
Karlen: Hey guys, that Ben guy for sure has a way of saying words, I wish I could hurt him!!
I say we shouldn’t do any jokes about dogs cause dogs are the best, but cats suck.
What did the Deagle say to the G17?
"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."
A tortoise was in a dry pool along with some geese. The tortoise said that they could carry him to a fresh pool. Then the geese flew through the air holding the tortoise. The tortoise was about to say something, but fell and died.
What did one detective say to the other detective?
"Disguise is lookin' suspicious."
Two muffins are in an oven.
One says, "Man, it is hot in here!"
The other one says, "OMG, a talking muffin!"
What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?
"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"
What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"