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What did the tree say to the depressed kid?
"Stop hanging around."
Guys, say "A wrecked isle dysfunction" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
Orange: Hey Apple, Apple, hey Apple.
Apple: What?
Orange: Orange you glad I didn't say "Apple" again? Hahaha!
Tung tung tung sahur. Three tungs when you say his name? So many tungs I oughta call you a polyglot.
Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."
Jorking my peniys
I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.
My relatives used to tease me at weddings, saying I'd be next. They soon stopped when I started doing the same to them at funerals.
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
What did the Blonde say to the other Blonde?
They don’t know; they couldn’t figure out what to say.
Why did the first boob say to the 2nd boob: "Between us, I have to take a tit."
Two sperms are racing towards the ovaries. One looks at the other and says, "Are we there yet?"
The other says, "No, we’ve got a long way to go. We’ve only passed the tonsils."
A husband and wife get into a fight. The wife says, "Go blow off some steam. I’ll let you fuck a hooker." So he does that, comes back, and says, "I’m off the hook now!"
He entered (kindergarten) class. The teacher said, "Luce, start for us and say the alphabet." He said, "A B C D E F G H I J K *just kidding* L M N O." Laugh my nose off. The teacher said, "Go to the office right now, young man!" I don't understand, he just said jokes to the teacher, lmao :D
I'm about to say this but.....
*whentheimposterissus*
What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!
Say "sukki" 10 times fast.
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
What do 2 emo kids say to each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
*Slaps wrist*
I’m about to tell you the funniest joke I heard:
Two hunters are in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls emergency services. The operator then hears the problem and says, “Well, let’s make sure he’s dead.” A shot is then heard. The other guy says, “Ok, now what?”
Did you laugh?
Say "Uranus" but take out the "ur."