Twin towers catch a plane

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  • What did the north tower say to the south tower?

    "Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."

    Explanation

  • This is a dark joke referencing the 9/11 attacks on the World Trade Center. The punchline is a pun playing on the idea of the towers 'catching a plane,' as they were hit by airplanes. It's using dark humor to talk about a tragic event.

    Comments (268)

  • That is Really not funny people die in the when twin towers

    Lauren if you can’t take a joke then why you reading it

    911 diddnt haped cuz i gogole the towwers und i see them dumd as

    Hey Lauren, I'd be less concerned about a 9/11 joke and more concerned about your grammer and spelling.

    Bro is Lauren here if she can't take the joke??

    Anonymous i agree

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    Then the south tower said hold up me too

    Lauren then why are you even on this tab?

    Lol man so good bruh

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    big pp in ur mom small, 9/11 did happen I was there to witness it they just rebuilt the World Trade Center

    Lauren

    That is Really not funny people die in the when twin towers

    bros first day on the internet

    Dead Caca YT

    911 diddnt haped cuz i gogole the towwers und i see them dumd as

    it did happen you dumb fuck

    also uh for all its worth

    knowing gianni he'll be back like

    this is js how he is

    u gotta stop seeing him as a leader he's js a normal person

    but when did he do that

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    what the fuck

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    woah wtf

    not actually care about me

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    theres a video

    send it on disc

    Anonymous

    not actually care about me

    dude

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    theres a video

    of what

    it would be

    he never changes

    holy fucking shit man

    did he actually care about me

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    YOU KNEW?

    I've been his friend for 3 years

    runnnnn for the hills

    oh fuck nawwwwww

    he acted like this w Madi he acted like this w his "hot lesbian friend"

    that he stills obbsesses over

    fuckkk that

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    He told me he really did but

    he told Madi that too

    and then manipulated her

    Ξ±my

    that he stills obbsesses over

    huh

    Anonymous

    huh

    his fucking childhood lesbian friend that he kept saying was soo hot before he met u

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    He said recently that he started to have doubts cuz your going to a dif college with I understood, but then he dropped that bombshell in me

    he's a fucking pedo

    Natalie was what

    who used to be him

    he is going to suck you dry of validation and love

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    He said recently that he started to have doubts cuz your going to a dif college with I understood, but then he dropped that bombshell in me

    omfg

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    ts gotta be sum sort of grooming no? That’s hella ironic if he’s talking abt cosmo being a β€œpedo”

    Ξ±my

    his fucking childhood lesbian friend that he kept saying was soo hot before he met u

    oh

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    FYMMM..?

    we have some talking to do too eli.

    R3Y

    ts gotta be sum sort of grooming no? That’s hella ironic if he’s talking abt cosmo being a β€œpedo”

    IM SAYING

    he keeps talking bout sum

    "14 year old girls love me sm!"

    shut the fuck up oh my god

    oh my god I'm so mad

    so fucking mad right now

    he's so immature

    he's SO immature he's like mentally 10

    no it’s far beyond immature gng

    he kept telling me how

    "Natalie thought I was her dad!! she loved me so much!!"

    "she told me all about her sex!!!"

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    i think sum 1 was a litttleeee despradooo!

    pretty sure I wasn't the desperate one but uh alright

    nothing is worth this

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    Did you

    no it was

    Anonymous

    idek what to think

    leave him

    leave his creepy ass

    you do NOT deserve this mal

    I thought he was js joking I

    I was like so ready to defend him

    now all those times he said he wanted to fuck me and Kris.. those weren’t jokes 😭😭

    what the fuck

    I don't want him to be

    whatever he is

    like some part of me still wants to believe he's normal

    I don't wanna lose my friend

    i don’t wanna lose my bf

    omfg he probably found pleasure in those jokes about wade

    you cant contact him right?

    any of you?

    i messaged him on lounge but i doubt he’ll see it

    when i get my phone tmrw im texting him that ur done w him

    idec if u are or not

    tell him to man up and message me

    Anonymous

    i messaged him on lounge but i doubt he’ll see it

    u got his insta no?

    he CANT man uo

    i need to fucking speak to him

    R3Y

    u got his insta no?

    no i don’t

    hes gonna avoid u forever

    tell him to i need to speak to him.

    I have his insta I’ll msg him

    he will never EVER talk to u

    he fucking owes it to me

    dunno if he’ll respond tho

    R3Y

    I have his insta I’ll msg him

    90% chance ur blocked

    Ξ±my

    90% chance ur blocked

    lemme check

    I cant access my insta rn

    mal if u wanna log into my insta rn and text him

    I swear I'm ready to let u do that

    you want it mal?

    okay username is

    password is

    wait it's smth rlly stupid

    fuck I don't think I remember

    try monkeyFARTS342333

    Ight

    he doesn't use that one

    I doubt he's using It rn

    he deleted his other insta acc

    I have his number

    I doubt he remembered to block me on there

    R3Y

    Ight

    i messaged him on lounge tell him to get his fucking ass on there

    Ξ±my

    try monkeyFARTS342333

    it’s wrong anyway

    I don't have my phone rn but I'll try texting him tmrw

    hey ethan is Eli ok?

    if u want u can write something here that u want me to say to him

    although he might have blocked me

    Ξ±my

    if u want u can write something here that u want me to say to him

    idek what to say to him

    i js got mad on lounge idk what else to say

    this isn't even worth getting mad over

    i wasted so much time and energy on him

    only for him to be using me

    Spammed his insta posts spammed his dms spammed the wje disc

    R3Y

    Spammed his insta posts spammed his dms spammed the wje disc

    and the insta gc

    he's definitely not on insta, prolly out of the gc, blocked u everywhere on disc

    the only option Is me texting him

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    wait what’s that ss from tho

    wait that was wrong asked

    what’d he say to that i meant

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