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Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?
He [is a] goy.
What did the hat say to the tie?
"I'll go on ahead, while you just hang around!"
So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."
What does Chainsaw Man's chainsaw say as he chases a black person?
"Runnnnigernigernigerniger..."
What did the horse say when his throat was sore?
I have a hoarse throat!
@ the N-word of your dreams, why you not say nun on the fuckin community? You should talk on ther my g.
What did the young Taliban member say to the old Taliban member?
"Okay, Boomer."
Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing! Tomorrow I am going to Six Flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR. day! Woohooo!
Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?
What did Africa say to the grass? Get off me!
I was in Alabama last year. I walked into a store and noticed a couple kissing each other, and I said, "Excuse me, where is the bathroom?" and the man said, "Right over there." I went into the bathroom and then heard the girl say, "Dad, I have to go to school soon!"
What did the Buddhist say to the pizza delivery boy?
"Make me one with everything."
While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, “No honey for you for one month!”
Later that afternoon, Johnny’s dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly. “That’s it! No butter for you for one month!” says his dad.
Later that evening as Johnny’s mother cooks dinner, a cockroach runs across the kitchen floor. She jumps and stomps on it, and then looks up to find Little Johnny and her husband watching her. Little Johnny looks at his father and says, “Are you going to tell her, Dad, or do you want me to?”
What did the female farmer say to the person who raises a male chicken? "Nice cock!"
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
What do you say after you throw an egg at someone? "Yolks on you!"
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.
So, a husband and a wife have three kids. The husband is on his death bed, and he looks up at his wife and says, "Honey, is our youngest son truly and honestly mine?" She says in response, "I swear on everything that is good and holy, our youngest son is yours." He dies peacefully.
Then she says under her breath, "I'm glad he didn't ask about the first two."