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What did one ass cheek say to the other?
"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where is my tractor?"
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
I asked my sister to say something.
She said, "No."
That's what I like to hear.
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
POV: when your with your friend and they ask u to take a picture together and then before the picture is taken, your friend grabs your hand, and says they like u???? wahhhhh wait what???
Me sais yes to mom when she seis wha is 1 plus 1 and me is says NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! looooooooooooooooooolllolololololol
When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:
"Enjoy the little things."
Q: What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
A: Bison.
What did one butt say to the other?
Something brown is slithering down.
Do they say you are what you eat?
That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.
What can you say about that homeless man's life and current status?
Wasted.
When a sign says "Do Not Walk on the Grass," it does not apply to Stephen Hawking.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say Banna? Yup! 🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”
2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.
3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.
What did the lampshade say to the light bulb?
You brighten my day.
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts.
Huh what you say?
Come fight me, suck a dick.
USS Liberty. Never forget.
It was bombed and destroyed by the Israeli airforce. Thirty-four dead, 171 wounded. The official story says “accident,” yet an American flag was clearly visible on the ship.
Motive: An attempt to cut off our foreign intelligence on Israel? Blame the bombing on an Arab country?
Just imagine if any other nation bombed an American ship...
In the French school, four sentences must be written. Fritz heard his mother say, "Close the door!"
Fritz went to his uncle and heard, "Yes, I'll put it there."
Then he came to his brother who said, "They call me Superman, hahaha!"
Finally, his sister looked at a photo and said, "Wow!"
The next day, the teacher said, "Okay, Fritz, it's your turn. Finish eating and take out the trash!" Fritz said, "Close the door!"
The teacher got angry and said, "I want to see the principal." Fritz replied, "Yes, my friend, I am leaving you."
The teacher asked, "I have forgotten your name, what is it?" Fritz said, "I'm Superman! I'm Superman! You're nothing!"
"Who do you think I am?" asked the teacher, who had become very angry. Fritz replied, "Wow!"
If a person with Down syndrome robs you, what do you say? “I’m up your Down.”