Flex tape can fix a sawed-in-half boat. Then how the f*** can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? Tell me!
Saw Jokes
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I saw your mom beat you.
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
Bro, this guy's hairline I saw the other day was nowhere to be seen.
I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"
Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades,” all I saw was a slave home!
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."
When I saw your face, it instantly made me throw up.
When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.
When I saw you, it instantly made me cry. LOL.
I saw my sister sucking a big toe.
Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.
Today, I saw my friend go crazy eating her ham sandwich. When she went to the bathroom, I checked inside her ham sandwich, and there were fresh drugs.
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
I had to go to my friend's house.
I went in her basement and I saw taped mouths that are KIDS in the basement... Is my friend OK???
Driving through the woods today, I saw a boy with a bare behind.
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!
This ole boy picked up a hooker one time and she gave him the clap. In a few days, he saw her again, and he went up to her and said, "Hey, you gave me the clap!" She said, "NO I DID NOT! I sold it to ya!"
Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!