Saw jokes

I was walking home when I saw children crossing the street on their own. I went towards him and tapped his shoulder and said, "Hey, little kid, you are not supposed to be walking on your own." The kid turns out to be a dwarf.

I went to a book store yesterday and I saw a book that said "how to solve 50% of your problems." So I bought 2.

Flex tape can fix a sawed-in-half boat. Then how the f*** can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? Tell me!

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I saw your mom beat you.

What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?

One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."

Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?

'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.

Bro, this guy's hairline I saw the other day was nowhere to be seen.

I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"

Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades,” all I saw was a slave home!

I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.

I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"

And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"

And I said: "Your parents."

When I saw your face, it instantly made me throw up.

When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.

When I saw you, it instantly made me cry. LOL.

I saw my sister sucking a big toe.

Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.

Today, I saw my friend go crazy eating her ham sandwich. When she went to the bathroom, I checked inside her ham sandwich, and there were fresh drugs.

I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪

I had to go to my friend's house.

I went in her basement and I saw taped mouths that are KIDS in the basement... Is my friend OK???

Driving through the woods today, I saw a boy with a bare behind.

I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!