if boys are like sports because they are esay to play, then girls are like a sandwich, they are nice at first, but there crusty after
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table 25+ kill streak
My girlfriend didnt bring me the sandwich so i brought the gas
A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence.
Jane ate her friend’s sandwich
Jane ate her friend’s colon
What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?
A train driver's egg sandwich
Mom: son where is my condoms son: what are condoms DAD: she puts it on me and the sandwich son: wait why did my girlfriend come over and take one dad: um I don't know but go to bed son: but it's 2:46pm in the afternoon bruh
What sandwich spread makes people itch? Flea-nut butter.
There is this fish, and this fish thinks if that fly drops 6 inches , I’m gonna jump out the water and eat that fucking fish !
Then there is a bear , he thinks if that fly drops six inches , that fish jumps up - I’m gonna run out there and eat that fucking fish !
This huntsman also thinks to him self 🧐 if that fly drops six inches , fish jumps up , bear runs out eats the fish . I’m gonna shoot that fucking bear .
Unbelievably there is a tiny little brave mouse , who also thinks to him self 🧐 if that fly drops six inches , fish jumps , bear runs , huntsman shoots ,
He’s bound to drop that cheese sandwich in his back pocket !!!!
I’m gonna eat that fucking cheese sandwich!!
Meanwhile ..,
there’s This cat !!!’ He sees what’s going on - if they fly drops six inches -the fish =bear =huntsman =mouse eating the cheese sarnie....
Easy pickings ...
Anyway bang 💥 the fly drops six inches . Fish jumps up . Bear grabs the fish . Huntsman shoots the fucking bear ,
DROPS HIS CHEESE SARNIE !!
Cat runs after mouse trying to get the cheese sarnie
The cat Slips over him ( stacks it ) cat falls in the river ...
LONG STORY I KNOW BUT THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS .............
every time a fly drops six inches a pussy get wet )
WALLOP ... try remembering all that in A pub pissed . Xx
I like my women the way I like my sandwiches... A little meat between their buns
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while we was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo
sandwich’s are yummy 😋
Why do Vampires like virgins? Because eating a sandwich would be so much more appealing knowing no one fucked it.
My girlfriend called me a bot in fortnite, so I called her sandwich maker 3000
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? I think your nuts
Wife: (on phone) hi Husband: hey I didn’t know dishwashers talk and make me a sandwich.
There is only one reason why I find woman useful
That is because they make sandwiches. But that is about it
U look like a sandwich Bigfoot didn't even like
The other day all those toilet papers came by my house and ask do i have any crack candy naw I don't have no damn crack candy or no crack apples all i have here in the backyard is a peanut butter crack sandwich help yourself and while your at it clean up all the damn doggie dodo that's everywhere thank you mr toilet papers.
I took a bite of my lunch. “Is that a sand witch!!!”
