Sandwich jokes

I love how in horror movies the person calls out, "Hello," as if the psycho will answer, "Hey, what's up? I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?"

Why don't lesbians have sex in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?

A panda walks into a bar. He asked the bartender for a sandwich and then proceeds to shoot him, then leaves the bar. Later on, after asking witnesses, the police track down the panda and take him to the station. They question him and ask, “Why’d you do it?” The panda replied, “It’s what pandas do, look it up.” So they did, they went on Wikipedia, and there it was: Pandas eat shoots and leaves.

Jared from Subway. Remember kids, "tuna sub" backwards is what I'm going to do on your face.

What did the man say to the woman? "Make me a sandwich."

What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand?

A ham sandwich.