Sale jokes
Why was one afraid of every number in the world?
Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.
Why was Michael Jackson at Kmart?
He heard they had little boys' pants 1/2 off.
What's the difference between kids and drugs? I don't sell drugs.
For Sale: Parachute. Used once, never opened, small stain.
I lost my virginity once and found it in a store being sold off.
Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.
Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese.
He wants to make America grate again.
I need to borrow 80 bucks from someone
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9/11 sale
selling illegal weapons for $5
Community talk
Js made a sale for the start of my business (even though im starting ts when im 16) Its not that good a sale, cause id have to start cheap and make my way up to more expensive.. but its okay!!
@May sold me heroin :3
hey eli are u serious about selling ur vr if so im actually kinda interested in buying it from u