Said Jokes

knock knock- whose there- not your dad- random kid: my dad went to get milk my mom said he will be back soon.

Timmy had 66 toys he said it was 2 many (662) so he gave it to Mr. Divide he gave 21 equals flip it over! It’s weird

I was taking my dog on a long walk when I heard a loud scream. I ran towards the sound. There I found Penaldo sinking in a pit of mud. I was trying to help him out when my dog said "Leave him, he's been in the mud for years". I walked away shocked but not surprised

Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes, immortality, or love Man: I wish not to die a virgin Genie: I just said no wishing for immortality

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Today I was asked what I wanted to be and I said I wanted to be a pinata bc I want to be hanged

He was In a fight then a person said stand up for yourself

I pushed an orphan and they said I’m telling I asked to who your parents?

My teacher got so made at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and i said “damn, got hit twice”

Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said,’ Hey man, boing, are you sentient too?’ The other one said, “I’m sapient, you are sentient!!” BOINGZINGA!!!?

A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?" The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."

The Emo Kid Said I Wanna Die But The Quiet Kid Said Nah Im Go Die Myself Bye

i told siri my dog and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up and i said okay.she asked me knock knock and i said who is there and she said not your dog

i go to get my mail stranger: something fell out of your pokit" april fools" he said me: "your adopted,April fools" then i see a orphan be hind me and gets all exited

I asked what was her favourite type of magic she said “the one you make”

I was an orphan as a kid but I have never had a bitch so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming and she said "Mofo you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to"