i went to an emo kid who just got a hair cut and instead of saying, like your cut g" and i slapped his arm and said i like your cuts g
What did the creep do when the woman said āmake yourself at homeā? He hid in her attic
A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine and he said to her ... "Hey baby, we should bang sometime."
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I went to visit my childhood home I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories, they said no and slammed the door on me, my parents are so mean.
I got in trouble today bc I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said lighten up
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on the first day of school, the teacher asked a student " what are your parent's names?" the student replied " my father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is smiling" the teacher said " are you kidding" the student said, "no kidding is my brother I am joking."
How do you know the hooker killed herself? She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch
bill really said your body my chocie like my mans it your body MY chocie
People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.
I saw a news ad on tv about a dad coming home after getting milk i said "ive never seen that one before"
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The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake but his subjects showed up at his castle with a christian instead. And he said: NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"
Bob the builder took one look at you and said ānah I canāt fix thatā
He was saying jokes and someone said you are on a roll
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guy talking to an Indian therapist
he had a red dot and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said
"I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle"
You have to do this and my sister said well I don't care and I said well you care enough to respond back oh my gosh.
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
